Everything posted by Minor Orangeblack
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2020 Coaching Staff
Maybe he dodos, maybe he don’t
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2020 Coaching Staff
Everyone with half a brain knew it was Ash my dude. Just announce Applewhite already so we can get this thing on.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Blue Bell is announcing the release of a new flavor, Gordita Latina to be served exclusively at Texas Athletic facilities and DKR, it will feature hints of Canela, White Apples and Mexican vanilla.
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I met a bus boy who dated a stripper that swears the Tom Herman prefers looking at himself in the mirror while getting stuff done
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How do you have so much meg rep to give in one day, that’s like incredible
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Recruiting will not be a problem. Who wouldn’t want to go through a top notch college strength and conditioning program just to have Urban Meyer come in and take over in 2021. That is serious recruiting pitch
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I don’t know about coaching but I think McCoy would be an excellent camera operator
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Do you want to know what the definition of insanity is? It is convincing yourselves, that you have more than one option, when you have only looked at one idea the whole entire time.
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What do you think is in those G2 bottles?
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Can we seriously hold one night in Glendale, against a legend. It was a Fiesta after all, we can alway say it was the Sangria talking or was her name Margarita?
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this program is an absolute fucking dumpster fire
Other programs use Korn Ferry. It’s obvious we use the Corncob Fairy.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Including me
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2020 Coaching Staff
Every time I get neg rep I’ll be damned if it’s not the same Casual Encounter, TexPete, or Burt Macklin I’m starting to think these are all the same person. But of course that could never be, no one is that egomaniacal unless the calls are coming from inside Belmont.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Saban has fired and rehired a few people
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So, Applewhite, Fired former head coach, Check Former OC under Herman, Check Has sniffed Saban’s taint, Check Has an affinity for steppin out, Check Has beaten all our rivals, Check With that many checked boxes the guy just makes so much flipping sense.
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2020 Coaching Staff
We want to believe he is the one
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2020 Coaching Staff
How long did Mack keep old freak nasty around? Major bad Jeffy Lebby more bad Casey Horny just the right level of creep
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What’s the training staff up to right now?
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ole miss is probably gonna have a more high flying offense with their new OC. Would have been nice to give someone like that a look. But Art Briles.... and all that
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All of this has given South Austin stage 4 butt cancer IT is giving everyone ED Tom Herman what have you done? Del Conte, why have you foresaken us?
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What type?
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This is relevant and timely
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Isn’t that thing Charles Woodson wears around his neck a wescott ebert?
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2020 Coaching Staff
Are we positive Tom Herman knows these things. You get 4 Quarters to win the game. When you are behind at the end of regulation you are the loser of said contest. Your team has a better chance of winning when your offense has scored more points than the opponent. Never hire a friend unless your friend has accomplished more than you have. And lastly, Tom you need to live by this creed, “There is no Tomorrow” that was once said by one of the greatest boxers of all time, and still so fitting today.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Poor tackling is going to be the downfall of football in America.