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Katfid54

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Everything posted by Katfid54

  1. Sign me up for a clean snatch every day of the week.
  2. I assume this is Dennis's son?
  3. Great post. Would consider again.
  4. This is big news. Pls confirm???
  5. Does Badlands Booker rap in iambic pentameter?
  6. Branard? Damn near Killed 'Erd!
  7. Oh shit. "Tech Guys Dancing Badly" is good for at least like 35 posts
  8. Speak the name, and death will come. On the morrow, at the turn of the moon, a year from this day, it will come. A man does not fly like a bird, but one foot moves and then another and one day a man is there. Ye, verily shall Collins be counted forthwith among those proud and oft-venerated Longhorns that prowl the coliseum which stands in remembrance to the ennobled Darrel of House Royal. It shall be known throughout the fiefdom of the Large Twelve (hence become a decapod) that Collins may ne'er be snatched from the ineluctable grasp of the King of Guiles, Sir Oscar, himself.
  9. Speak the name, and death will come. On the morrow, at the turn of the moon, a year from this day, it will come. A man does not fly like a bird, but one foot moves and then another and one day a man is there.
  10. It stands for "Cash buddy," which is the rich friend you keep around to pay for stuff, even though you and everyone else in your crew hate him. Kind of like your kid's relationship to Tunmise.
  11. Go home, Drinkwitz, you're drunkwitz.
  12. Anyone know what time the ceremony is for Collins?
  13. Okay, guys, I've done the math. We're going to need this question to be asked and answered 2,117 more times before 3:50 today to hit 1,000 pages.
  14. Fuck that future shit.
  15. Me to my obligations today
  16. Apart of the family? Kelvontay is already in the portal???
  17. If Bama misses on Rakestraw and Jackson, you've gotta ask whether Nick Saban's days of high level recruiting are over.
  18. This is surly. We don't do pub and excitement; we do pulp and excrement.
  19. You broke the rules. This thread is for NSD1 signees, Tex.
  20. Must be a Gladwell fan and convinced by Gladwell's arguments about elite schools that being a big fish in a little pond is the better option.
  21. You can suck my wrincly balls.
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