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Katfid54

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  1. In the future, pls use this meme for your posts:
  2. Username checks out terrifies.
  3. These are funny responses, because the first time I wrote it, I wrote "He could be our next president." And then I was like "Naw, that's too controversial." And then I wrote, "He could be our next Governor." And I deleted that for the same reason. Obviously, I ended up going with senator, but "King of NATO" was my next choice.
  4. Please do not call him a "bitch." He could be our next senator.
  5. Speaking of which (kind of, but not really) does Jason Washington have a gig yet?
  6. I'm just glad he's not staying at Texas Tech. I may be in the minority, but I always thought highly of Naivar (at least relative to most of Herman's other initial staff hires).
  7. Given the general board atmosphere toward Herman's tenure and future demise, isn't this exactly what it suggests?
  8. Right. More of a Jordan Elliot scenario, and that actually worked out well for us in the long run. [Holds two fingers to ear] Actually, breaking news, but I'm just now receiving word that Jordan Elliot never contributed shit to Texas during his time on campus. Back to you, Roger.
  9. "I'm in the process of getting engaged."--EJ Holland
  10. Jai alai Hi, Valai!
  11. I guess he should change his name to Fleshlight, because for a robot, he sure is a giant pussy.
  12. I guess he should change his name to Fleshlight, because for a robot, he sure is a giant pussy.
  13. Fuck, Rickshaw is so good.
  14. Sexless marriage? Unsurprising.
  15. I, for one, can firmly and proudly say that after much deliberation and thought--after a season of prayerful and introspective deliberation--I, in fact, do enjoy getting blowjobs.
  16. You must be unfamiliar with a little historical event called the Missouri Compromise.
  17. But it might.
  18. Oh no, we hired Mike Roach?
  19. If the glove fits...
  20. This seems awfully high, no? Loic it or not, that's where he's rated.
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