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Katfid54

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Everything posted by Katfid54

  1. To be fair, Zach Evans already signed, too.
  2. Bitch, I'm fabulous.
  3. Yep. I'm an idiot. For some reason I misremembered and thought he had been dealing with knee shit. It's by your wee-knee, though...
  4. You're supposed to admit to grand theft auto in your commitment video. It triggers a rare type of NCAA-authorized federal criminal immunity.
  5. You must not have kids. It's from a show called Daniel Tiger.
  6. Jerry coming in with some hot takes. What's next?
  7. It's either overt racism, or a trucker lingo invitation to fuck in a gas station bathroom.
  8. My suggestion: Delete your account.
  9. He's also dressed like he's randomly stealing articles of clothing (but not entire outfits) from CDC's closet. #FashionSurly
  10. If you could predict where he was going to end up, would that make you..... (wait for it) Nusstradamus?
  11. Good post. 5/7. Would post again.
  12. Or--and hear me out on this one--Helton is clearly a very terrible coach.
  13. Jerry, if you falsely get our hopes up, I'm going to (h/t @Burt Macklin on the cameo)
  14. Is this Doug Nussmeier's kid? (They look very similar to me. But, then again... y'know...)
  15. ...from the parking lot. Every play. Seriously. Orlando needs to go to the Mike Leach school of football to learn that the pythagorean theorem says that blitzing a defender who's at 7 yards depth from the outside shoulder of the tackle means your blitzer has to run at least 12.3 yards to get to the quarterback.
  16. That's like full-blown doubling his salary, right? Wasn't his original salary right at $3mm? And I wonder how doubling Orgeron's salary affects brokeass LSU's ability to moneywhip replacements for Arana and Joe Brady.
  17. They're not cute; they're insidious.
  18. Without Poona Ford or Ed Oliver at nose tackle, that "one year bump" is going to be pretty minimal.
  19. That's exactly what a deep cover vole would say.
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