Everything posted by TejasPedro
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
The answer is always Nick Saban
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Alliteration or metaphor contest as it relates to this season and our varying levels of despondence.
Emperor eschews excellence, exemplifies empty energy, emphasizing effortless expectations .
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Alliteration or metaphor contest as it relates to this season and our varying levels of despondence.
Arch’s awkwardly atrocious Anteojos advertisement angers all.
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Alliteration or metaphor contest as it relates to this season and our varying levels of despondence.
Some of these posts need to preserved. Many will be considered for a
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2025 - 2026 Astros Offseason Thread
I would say the season would be over by mid June.
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2025 World Series- Dodgers v Blue Jays
It’s established that Shohei does, but now I’m hearing Mookie Betts
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Alliteration or metaphor contest as it relates to this season and our varying levels of despondence.
Longhorn’s lavishly leathered Lily-livered Leader losses locker-room. Leaves lassie, laboriously languishes. Legalizes lusty love, lady labors love-child.
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2025 - 2026 Astros Offseason Thread
Tony V will win 2 World Series before Espada does.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Sark please come out wearing this
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Yes I want to skip ahead. Defensive Game Plan for Vanderbilt Play Jonah Williams and give him one assignment, seek and destroy Diego Pavia. Make Jonah become Diego make him run the Vandy offense during game week preparations. Make him eat shitty New Mexican food all week, he will become so enraged and more than likely he will become deranged that we will probably need a Psychiatrist to bring him back, but it would be so worth it. I remember COPS from back in the day were always in Albuquerque.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Let’s try and not run the Asswater Offense this weekend.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Winning is hard, winning in the SEC is damn near impossible.
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Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
That false start to start the final drive in the fourth quarter should be more than enough to fire his ass. I knew it was going to happen before it did, but damn it should not be continuing to happen. I may need to step away from this team for a few weeks. I am the definition of insanity thinking Sark is going to give us a different result after the same bullshit week after miserable week.
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Mack Brown would be a pretty good fit for Pedo State he is that guy between the last guy and the next legend
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2025 - 2026 Astros Offseason Thread
Astros offseason got me all
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Special teams touchdown was super duper. Not sure if I am ready to declare the monkey is officially off of Jeff Banks’ back!
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Steve Sarkisian, congratulations you beat OU.Now get back to work. Grind. Celebrate at seasons end. Stay in your staff’s asses! I mean get all up in there, fuck that CEO Mack Brown BS. Make the changes that need to be made. Stop dicking around. Never again say you evaluate the staff at the end of the season.
- Texas vs. ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. ou - 2:30pm on ABC