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TejasPedro

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  1. Say what you want about Penn State, but one thing I can tell you is none of the…… nope I can’t …..
  2. Based on her limp in the picture below he absolutely assaulted that pink ass and she loved it.
  3. Damn…from playing in the “Big House” to being played with in the big house. Sherrone….. my man It’s a tale as old a time.
  4. Which is worse, this whole thing with Sherrone or the Chris Weber timeout?
  5. One poke, everbody knows the rules… I’m gonna go with 7.8 it’s a good score….. she is tainted now so I’m being generous
  6. If you aren’t banging Coeds it would be considered odd, I having a feeling even Dana X was partaking, his name wasn’t Dana Current Bible after all. It’s a tradition that dates back…
  7. College Football has officially jumped the Sark. All of this sounds like one giant Fonzie scheme!
  8. I think Joseph Smith Jr. would probably sit down and have coke and a soak over all this hullaballoo.
  9. Surly has some pretty brilliant minds. Shouldn’t take much to come up with some really great money making schemes. I’ll start and shoot out an idea. Longhorn Fertility Clinic. Run an Ad in the Daily Texan “Don’t be an Aggie and just Jizz in a Jar, Nut in a Cup!” Help those in need and plant your seed. Juat watch the money roll in.
  10. Texas Longhorns Football brought to you by Carl’s Jr. Texas Longhorns Baseball brought to you by Carl’s Jr. Dolla Dolla bills y’all!
  11. The idea of Sark getting a head start to the off season…….. and just like that
  12. Need some Cheez-It recipe ideas. Anyone have a prison pizza recipe using cheese crackers. I can only imagine using real cheez-its will take it to a whole new level.
  13. After each kid signs on the dotted line. We say oh…. btw….. “funds are very much limited” the “fun on the other hand…well that is absolutely unlimited”!!!
  14. Is it, “finger licking good” or “fingers looking good”?
  15. Got a new motto for Sark All Wins No Losses
  16. BYU is not in, they are just soaking
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