As a kid, the entire "Dr. Z v. Peter King" SI issue where they built their own expansion teams was great.
RIP to one of the few remaining great sports writers.
I for one will be glad when this spineless cocksucking shitheel will be denied access to a public platform from which he can spew his mundane ineptitude to the world.
Not saying that this article is wrong (it's dead on), but this has been pretty obvious for a while. Anyone that even casually checks their Facebook account has been inundated by their Boomer family and/or friends incessant and virulent right wing political ramblings.
It really has become the new, shittier version of that goddamn 1990s Rush Limbaugh AM station. But instead of trying to sell you on precious metal investment plans and male pattern baldness pills, they just take your personal data and sell it to Chinese tech firms. Who also try to sell you on precious metal investment plans and male pattern baldness pills, albeit with pop-up ads that feature hot women and shitty verb conjugation.
Same in Oklahoma. Edmondson (D) is a bad choice for governor for the following reasons:
1) He appears to be a replica of Nancy Pelosi (this comes from some bumfuck editorial article from bumfuck Guthrie, OK in bumfuck 2011 I believe)
2) He's a career politician, specifically like Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi.
3) He wants to expand Obamacare (anti-Obamacare is still a thing in this state)
4) He backed Hillary over Trump, yes Trump (that's verbatim from the Stitt TV ad, though it should be noted, all of these things are spoken by a cow. Literally.)
The entire message for statewide office in Oklahoma revolves around 1) Liberal 2) Pelosi 3.) Hillary
And people wonder why this state is a stand-in for Arkansas when it comes to cousin-fuckery and meth lab ingenuity.
For fuck's sake. Every word in this post, when tied to your username, only serves to illustrate the level of delusion that exists within vast swathes of the population of this country.
Take your faux-heroism and shove it up the same billowy asshole that you managed to shove your tailored jerseys and your Financial Times subscriptions.
I would be less embarrassed if you offered to become an extra in the next Might Morphin' Power Rangers movie than I am as an American right now with your "fake offer" to go fire off "fake bullets" to defend the country against a fake invasion force.
Fuck off.
All of this might make a shit if we didn't have two fucking weeks to prepare. This isn't losing to a top ten Toritllia U team in '08. This is a crass abandoning of any sort of gameplan against a shit team. Anything wrinkles Gundy may have come up with should have been shut down after the first quarter. But, we remained shocked that Chris Weinke's homeless, gimpy ghost might possibly keep the ball on the ZR. Repeatedly.
Scipio claims we have to pay a "Boyd Tax" every game. Well, here's our "Herman Tax" for the season.
Two weeks to prepare for a wounded team in a hostile environment with maybe three difference makers on the entire offense.
We were completely unprepared and shit the fucking bed on defense. Regardless of questionable officiating, we fucking handed these idiots a win on missed tackles, shitty defensive alignments, and terrible pass defense. We deserved to lose on sheer ineptitude and our inability to make adjustments.