Everything posted by EZ$
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
First pitch and jumped on the strike. Amazing what can happen.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
Yes
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
0-2
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
Because he’s been horrible.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
Witt throwing 90-91 straight fastballs. He could do that when he was 95-96, but 90-91 with no control and this happens.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
Would be nice to have a clean inning…or at least keep the leadoff guy off the bases.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
Flores was just standing at home acting like it hit the bat. Go stand on first and make them look dumb by bringing you back to home.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
Weak ground balls better than Ks I guess….
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
We are definitely more aggressive today…hope that doesn’t mean we strikeout 18 times.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
Kennedy needs to drag bunt anytime he’s up against a lefty…especially with nobody on base.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I really don’t give a shit about where the first game is played…..but I really give a shit now that it’s played in Austin just for the aggy tears.
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Miami Regional Thread
I don’t. Usually means he’ll throw up about 6 scoreless innings against us.
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Miami Regional Thread
They have to with the top of ULL order. Can’t imagine the heat the HC would get if he pulled Walters to “save him for tonight” and then they blow it.
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Shart 2023: The Quickening
A good 3-4 year shart-free stretch came to an end today. Was up all night shitting molten lava and throwing up, so not sure why I decided to try to sneak out a fart this morning….
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2023 Texas Baseball
What a turnaround for Jared Thomas….seemed like he was hitting under .200 half way through the season.
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San Jose State @ Texas Series Thread
I used to think that, but one of the last games I was watching, we actually started throwing strikes and they hit it….they hit it hard. Would you rather get bludgeoned in a boxing match or trip over your own shoelaces and give yourself a concussion on the canvas?? That’s basically our choices and I’ve chosen to stop watching these assholes.
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2023 Atlanta Braves Season Thread
Finally got our full lineup back in place (Ozuna is even coming around) and now our staff is falling apart. I’d be surprised if Wright or Fried pitch another inning this year. Well, we won it all with a beat up pitching staff in 2021, so maybe we can ride Strider and Morton in the playoffs this year.
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Howard Stern Show
Is Howard actually in studio with the guests and crew?
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2023 Atlanta Braves Season Thread
OZUNA! trade him now!
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Worthy will need to catch 80 balls without a drop this year and run a low 4.3 40 to be a first rounder at his size.
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2023 Atlanta Braves Season Thread
Elder has been amazing. Needed him to step up with Shuster and Dodd shitting the bed in their starts.
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Texas @ TCU Series Thread
So his .145 hitting backup would be an improvement afterall….
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Texas @ TCU Series Thread
Jack O’Dowd’s open-mouth chewing….won’t miss that when he’s gone.
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Texas @ TCU Series Thread
Mitchell Daly: 0-2, 2Ks
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Yeah, fuck them too!