Everything posted by Darth Tron
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Texas vs. Wyoming - Game 3 - 7pm on (for the last time) LHN
Wyoming is getting a better deal on their coaching staff than we are.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: I think it moved
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Cheapest way to watch Longhorn Network in your area?
If you research MAC spoofing, virtual credit cards, and VPNs, you can get unlimited free trials to whatever service you want. I haven't paid for Fubo ever, and Sling carries the LHN so they're next on the list.
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
I really like Worthy, except for the drops. That said, I have a hard time (not just here, but in general) taking bulk counting stats as an accurate measure when comparing across generations. The game changes so much, both schematically and architecturally, that Williams, Cavil, and Adams were not playing the same game of football that Worthy plays. Counting stats don't capture that. That said, Worthy's book is not written and if he's the number one guy all season for a potentially very successful Longhorn team, he could get there as far as historical weight.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You guys are welcome
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2023 Drunk Thread
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2023 Drunk Thread
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Week 2, 2023: Texas @ Alabama
All of my Longhorn gear is cursed. Every shirt I own has lost a game. My autographed Colt McCoy hat has all the wrong mojo for this game against this opponent. So my wife and I made our own shirts for us and the boy. I went Tommy Nobis, since he beat Bama in the Orange Bowl. The boy wanted VY scoring against USC. The wife went with an old school logo. New season, new shirts. May the good juju flow.
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2023 Fuck Fantasy Football
I fell for the siren song of Kelce being out and Toney being potentially a beneficiary of that in the Chief's offense. Lesson learnt.
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2023 Fuck Fantasy Football
With Kelce out, do I start Toney, or keep my wait and see approach? I've got Scary Terry and Courtland Sutton in the wings.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Quinn may get it turned around, he may not. All I know is that the bill of goods we were sold stated that this was a can't miss, generational, potentially the greatest QB prospect of all time, perfect score recruit. Prospects like that don't struggle with basic mechanics in their second year starting under a "QB Whisperer". They don't finish 59th in the country by QBR against fuckin Rice. They sure as shit don't airmail routine deep balls with clockwork regularity going into their second season as starter. Maybe he was damaged beyond repair by the lost HS senior season, lost freshman season at OSU, and the clap from some buckeye coed. Because unless he's been purposely sandbagging and unleashes something we've never seen before for the rest of the season, we've seen what he can do. The point is, we didn't get a generational recruit. We got a maybe, POTENTIALLY good, standard issue QB who might someday grow into the offense. And we need to come to terms with that. I find that alcohol helps. EDIT: If this is the post that the universe chooses as the one to mock and Quinn turns into John Elway, you're welcome.
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Week 2, 2023: Texas @ Alabama
We’ve seen and rationalized enough middling performances against Rice to know how this goes later in the season. Offensive line couldn’t get push. QB couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn from 15 yards out or more. Our chunk plays were typically schemed rather than broken from a simple play against an outmatched opponent. These are basic issues rather than one-offs. I know we’re not supposed to overreact to the first game, but I didn’t see anything that made me feel better about problems that previously existed. Things didn’t look fixed. I think our ceiling is lower than I thought before the game. That said, maybe we play up to a diminished Bama and get lucky in a rock fight. Sark removes his head from his ass and stops wasting 1st downs, Quinn gains some confidence and the Rice game will be just a teaching point going forward. Here’s hoping!
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Rice at Texas - Game 1
Promises were made.
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Rice at Texas - Game 1
Halftime analysis: 1. Sideshow Bert is money 2. Ewers ain’t it. 3. We might have a defense 4. Put the koolaid back in the fridge.
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Rice at Texas - Game 1
This thread should be fun
- Week 1 Rice @ Texas Score Prediction Thread
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
Nothing was riding on the TCU game. Small potatoes. Let's talk about the 1984 Cotton Bowl.
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ESPN GAME DAY
If it's actually Garbage that would be cool with me. (Crush on Shirley Manson back in the day) Agreed
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Realignment talk not going away
- 2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
He’s holding out for the Northwestern job.- Realignment talk not going away
I think most of us have a strong reaction when we get penalized for doing pistols down against Texas Tech but everyone in the college football world can do horns down with impunity. Its the inconsistency of officiating that we care about, not necessarily the horns down.- $9.95 worth every penny
Ketch, Anwar, AND Looch. Bring in Kurt Bowels and you've got yourself some must-see trainwreck TV.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
With a path.- 2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
- Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
And like poetry, the guy who ran hard was safe. - 2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
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