Everything posted by Darth Tron
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2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Are we ruling that out?
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2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I’ll buy that to an extent. Just going on what we saw in 2021 vs 2022, combined with the chatter from other posters who seem more plugged in, it seems like GP had a mitigating effect on some of PK’s more passive tendencies. The concern is that without GP around, maybe PK reverts to his preferred passive scheme without a bug in his ear about it and our defense looks like 2021 all over again. The hope is that you’re right and Patterson had little effect on the 2022 turnaround.
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2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Who’s trolling, dipshit? I said a pretty normal, surlyish thing about PK, and you came out of left field with some BS. I’m not looking up your “absurd” posting history, as I am completely uninterested. If busting in with random insults is your schtick, then by all means you do you, but don’t be surprised if others don’t take kindly to it.
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2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
And you can fuck right off, Mrs. Kwiatkowski. It doesn’t look like your son will have his handler this year, so he better get his shit together. Get bent.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Maybe Petrino found out he's not into motorcycles.
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2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I guess I'm just referring to the other posts indicating that Patterson's fingerprints were on our more successful defensive outings. My example was hyperbole, but supposedly something like that conversation (minus the nipple rubbing) occurred during planning and practicing.
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2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Just catching up on the thread, and I don't give as much of a shit about the WR coach as I do Patterson potentially leaving. Going full PK on our defense again will be traumatic and disastrous. If the smoke about the Patterson/PK dynamic is true (which I choose to believe) then we're proper fucked on defense next year without somebody in PK's ear saying "Hey dumbfuck! Make sure someone is covering their WRs within 15 fucking yards or they're just going to easily march up and down the field on us while you rub your nipples!" My liver can't handle any more of that shit.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I see what you did there.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Not arguing, but there was a lot of chatter about him changing his mind and deciding to come back, then the bowl game happened and he seems to be gone.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Legitimate-ish question/observation: Is it possible that some of the cold feet for Whittington has to do with the complete lack of accountability in the WR room, the bowl game target distribution, and the knowledge that he will never receive the kind of reception volume that more ...diva type receivers... receive, thus making returning kind of pointless?
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Jesus Worthy.
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Brooks on bench and Worthy dropping balls. Not promising.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
- Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN
Totally thought I was going to hear something else when I pressed play.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Just referencing the recruitment. My bad.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
- 2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
A gentleman's agreement, if you will.- UF Jalen Kitna - arrested for kiddie porn
Obviously you're not a golfer.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This is what the hipster marketing people refer to as "messaging." Once it's out in the ether, then it becomes the conversation. It's a precursor to deflecting blame from the party boy freshman who is too busy making money and banging broads to work at the thing he is being paid to do. (Sidebar: This does not absolve the coaching staff for being shitty. It's just that when you have a shitty coaching staff and a player that thinks life owes him a blowjob, then you get our current situation.)- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Thought he looked better today. For freezing ass Kansas weather with crazy wind that basically shut down both passing games, he was able to deliver some pretty decent passes, all things considered. It helped that Bijan went crazy and removed the pressure, but I’ll take it.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
All this talk about Quinn sucking vs. Worthy sucking. Meanwhile Sark is drawing up a foolproof deep post with some window dressing saying to himself, "On 4th and 2 they'll never see THIS coming! I am certain that this time the players will execute."- Texas vs. tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Drink up, we’re fucked. Ewers is fucked, the officials are fucked, we’re all fucked. Without a major change to the trend lines, of course.- TCU free money giveaway
45-35 Texas 711 passing yards- Game Week- TCU
Zone, man, who gives a fuck. We can't cover either and our dumbass defenders are gonna fuck it up. Our only hope is Quinn remembers how to play QB, Worthy finds the ball in the air, and Bijan fucks Sonny Dykes in the ass at midfield in front of 100k screaming fans. We can win, but we ain't stoppin 'em.- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
This should be pinned at the top of the thread. Poooooooor Aggies - Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN
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