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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
- TEXAS QB TALK
If half the shit we heard about Thompson is true, then that’s even more an indictment of Card. When your competition is Fakey Thompson who shows up late to meetings, doesn’t give a shit, and is constantly missing wide open receivers and losing games, you shouldn’t have much trouble getting the team to rally around you and seize the mantle of team leader. That Card couldn’t emphatically do that speaks to his own deficiencies beyond just looking like a deer in headlights when on the field. Maybe he’s like that off the field, too. In any case, we’re rolling with Ewers. It’s why he was brought in. Card had his shot.- Orange White Spring Game, Sat. April 23rd (Gates Open 4pm. Game starts 6pm)
“Off the hands of Marcus Washington” O/U on hearing that this season?- Orange White Spring Game, Sat. April 23rd (Gates Open 4pm. Game starts 6pm)
And we miss the first play due to amateur hour.- 2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Is this the part of the off-season where we start talking ourselves into believing that we won’t be completely fucked in the ass on television all season long and that our O-line won’t be “THAT BAD”? Because if so I’m here for it. Might as well enjoy a nice fantasy world before the annual assfucking.- 2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
He didn’t just shit the bed. He legendarily took one of the grossest shits of all time on national tv. He snuck into his girlfriend’s house, set up a camera, charmed the panties off her, started to try to bang her, and then shat all over her parents’ bed for 2 hours while crying and mumbling about how big his shits are. Then he sat to the side and ate his own shit while some other dude banged his girlfriend in the pile of shit that was on the bed. All on national tv. If he comes back from that epic bedshitting, I along with most people, will be surprised.- Surly March Madness 2022 - $20 entry
I need ‘Nova to go to the title game and then lose to whoever they run into.- 2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
- Surly March Madness 2022 - $20 entry
Funds Sent- 2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
What’s the neg threshold for us to go back to wishcasting Arch Manning in burnt orange? Asking for a friend.- 2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I haven’t seen the board this united against one asshole since Carl got kicked out of the group chat. Great stuff, well worth the price of admission.- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
- 2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
No mention of Freddy’s? Greasy heaven in a bun. If you haven’t yet, you gotta try it.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
All you fucks debating the merits of a bunch of shitty modern TV dramas that rely entirely on pathos in lieu of clever dialogue and cohesive plots need to go to Shakespeare at Winedale and learn about quality writing.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Most of these have been mentioned, but to reiterate their excellence and put in my two cents (no particular order, apart from when they popped into my head): The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence For a Few Dollars More Hateful Eight (Extended Version is so much better than the regular) Little Big Man The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Dead Man The Sons of Katie Elder ALSO: Haven’t seen The Outlaw Josey Wales mentioned. What? (I may have missed it, in which case I apologize.) Appendix: There was an old western called “Last of the Comanches” that I remember watching as a kid that involved a stagecoach being stranded with a cavalry escort in an abandoned fort and defending themselves against a horde of native enemies. It wasn’t good but the nostalgia factor is high. Haven’t found it to stream yet.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
And now we’ve come full circle.- 2021 I don't give a fuck about your Fantasy Football Team thread
.5 PPR, championship game. Fant or Muth? Leaning Muth for ceiling, nervous about floor.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Our O-Line has been trash for almost plural decades and you think we’re taking too many quality linemen?- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
“Well, if Kelly could that guy drafted, imagine what he could do with me!” -Brennan, probably- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
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FIFY- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
That was Sisyphus. Prometheus had it even worse with the eagle eating his liver every day. But yes, Zeus was definitely a top shelf asshole.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
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