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The Marsellus Wallace

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  1. Tits, or it ain't worth it.
  2. And I'm feelin' strong I will sing this vict'ry song
  3. But, but . . . there are only ten teams, and . . . oh, I get it now.
  4. Connecticut, the heart of rodeo country.
  5. Which one? Surly's infested with 'em.
  6. That'll go over big in 100-degree weather.
  7. How . . . cold . . . was it?
  8. Official bama site lists him as redshirt Jr., so two years to play two. 6-6, 205. Consensus 4-star out of Louisville. Love me some big-bodied receivers. (Well, not like that.)
  9. It's "Garroted by a G-string." Gash is, well, everybody knows what gash is and it's no coincidence it rhymes with cash.
  10. Under. No. Circumstances.
  11. They made a comment that is true about the astros cheating and it pissed you off? Astros should move to the SEC. They'd be right at home there.
  12. Emmett: It ain't the money ya understand, but if I don't charge ya somethin' the Presbyterians around here are likely to pray for my ruination. How does a hundred dollars a month strike ya? Dalton: Fine. Emmett: Can ya afford that much? Dalton: If it keeps you in the good graces of the church. Emmett: Ain't it peculiar how money seems to do that very thing?
  13. Prolly called somebody a slow white kid.
  14. Somebody sees the big picture.
  15. Is anybody interested in talking about football?
  16. ISWYDT: It's June 3rd and the Tallahatchie Bridge spans the Brazos River . . .
  17. if the Aggie Lead into Gold discovery is not up and running in time Is the the multi-million dollar research project headed by Professor Al Kemmy, class of 89?
  18. Killing a lawyer's a misdemeanor, right?
  19. Designed by same aggys responsible for the bonfire fiasco. On a sidenote, AAA is expected to pull the Chicken's 4-diamond rating.
  20. Better days. Better music. Bill Kirchen's vocal on "Live From Deep In The Heart Of Texas" is probably the best-known version of this great Commander cut, but Larson's sweet sound is my favorite.
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