Everything posted by The Marsellus Wallace
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2020 CFB Catch All Thread
Tits, or it ain't worth it.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
And I'm feelin' strong I will sing this vict'ry song
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2020 Texas Offseason Thread: Herman's Hail Mary
But, but . . . there are only ten teams, and . . . oh, I get it now.
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2020 Texas Offseason Thread: Herman's Hail Mary
Is that Chef?
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Anthony Cook is Apparently Done
Connecticut, the heart of rodeo country.
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2020 Texas Offseason Thread: Herman's Hail Mary
Whatta' ya mean, "kinda?"
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College Football in 2020 in danger?
That's a odd wound.
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College Football in 2020 in danger?
Which one? Surly's infested with 'em.
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2020 Texas Offseason Thread: Herman's Hail Mary
My money's on the latter.
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College Football in 2020 in danger?
That'll go over big in 100-degree weather.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
How . . . cold . . . was it?
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Texas Roster 2020
Official bama site lists him as redshirt Jr., so two years to play two. 6-6, 205. Consensus 4-star out of Louisville. Love me some big-bodied receivers. (Well, not like that.)
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Alex Smith - "Devastating Complications" Re: To His Injury
It's "Garroted by a G-string." Gash is, well, everybody knows what gash is and it's no coincidence it rhymes with cash.
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Uniform Pron
Under. No. Circumstances.
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Texas football has a writer at The Athletic now, Kaelen Jones
They made a comment that is true about the astros cheating and it pissed you off? Astros should move to the SEC. They'd be right at home there.
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2020 Texas Offseason Thread: Herman's Hail Mary
Emmett: It ain't the money ya understand, but if I don't charge ya somethin' the Presbyterians around here are likely to pray for my ruination. How does a hundred dollars a month strike ya? Dalton: Fine. Emmett: Can ya afford that much? Dalton: If it keeps you in the good graces of the church. Emmett: Ain't it peculiar how money seems to do that very thing?
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2020 Texas Offseason Thread: Herman's Hail Mary
Prolly called somebody a slow white kid.
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Brennan Eagles taking a stand
Somebody sees the big picture.
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Brennan Eagles taking a stand
Is anybody interested in talking about football?
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2020 Texas Offseason Thread: Herman's Hail Mary
They're not mensa.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
ISWYDT: It's June 3rd and the Tallahatchie Bridge spans the Brazos River . . .
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
if the Aggie Lead into Gold discovery is not up and running in time Is the the multi-million dollar research project headed by Professor Al Kemmy, class of 89?
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Tell Me About Baylor
Killing a lawyer's a misdemeanor, right?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Designed by same aggys responsible for the bonfire fiasco. On a sidenote, AAA is expected to pull the Chicken's 4-diamond rating.
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Hey Steel Shank! Grab a.....
Better days. Better music. Bill Kirchen's vocal on "Live From Deep In The Heart Of Texas" is probably the best-known version of this great Commander cut, but Larson's sweet sound is my favorite.