Everything posted by The Marsellus Wallace
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Saturday: KNBT 92.1 FM & Gruene Hall Radio Party
Do they archive any of these so that you can listen on demand? I didn't see anything on the website.
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College Football in 2020 in danger?
Aw, just ask Mike Leach.
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Remembering What Mack Did Well
Time heals a lot of wounds. Remember John Huston's metaphor in "Chinatown," "Of course I'm respectable; I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough."
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Remembering What Mack Did Well
Anybody remember the dick who dropped that int?
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College Football in 2020 in danger?
Hell measles was essentially eradicated in this country but is making a comeback because of stupid people. I assume you're basing that assertion on the statistics coming out of Brazos County.
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RIP Phyllis George
Like a good friend of mine says about TV news, weather, and sports women, "Give us some babes. If I wanted to see ugly people, I'd go to WalMart."
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Vidor and colliestation have more in common than a lot of people think.
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Andrew Beck in the news
Don't see too many articles like this about Joe Mixon and Baker Mayfield. See where I'm going with this?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
On-the-fucking-money.
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College Football in 2020 in danger?
Apparently reasonable assumptions: (1) Nobody wants these damn things. (2) The capital outlay for materials and installation would be substantial. (3) The projected gameday experience and revenues will, within a suitably short period of time, recoup their cost. (4) No effective vaccine and/or therapeutic treatment(s) will be developed within a time frame vis-a-vis their cost that will render these things obsolete. Ergo, the thinking would have to be that this COVID crap, or something like it, will be with us for a long time, making mechanisms like these both necessary and economically defensible. If so, help me, Jesus. I give this idea about a 1% chance of becoming a reality.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I didn't know that was ever in question.
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College Football in 2020 in danger?
He ain't come to play school.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It's like the "Free Beer Tomorrow" sign at Joe's Crab Shack.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
An aggy is in bed with a hooker making small talk before hooking up. The hooker asks him how many sexual partners he's had. The aggy begins to count and soon he falls asleep.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Not a grammar Nazi, merely a good-natured gibe at the both of us--'cause I'm right there with you on the age train.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Should that be, "Even I wasn't alive when aggy won their last MNC?"
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2020 Coaching Staff
Can you say "linebackers?" I knew you could.
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Texas O-line talk
Not after COVID.
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Realignment talk not going away
Uh, wut?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
In the fifth, my ass goes down.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Well, as of this afternoon that's two targets we missed on. Is this class going to be worth a shit? Honest question.
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College Football in 2020 in danger?
I haven't seen discussed. Assuming the games take place and fans are allowed, will the stadiums be full? I expect there to be a good number of season ticket holders (and others), a lot of which are 60+, who will just watch the game on TV out of fear of exposure. However, even if the stadium's 60% full, people will naturally crowd to the better yard-line seats so de facto social distancing still won't work.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
aggy will say tu photoshopped it.
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The end of the current form of colleg football
We can't afford fucking Title XIX anymore.
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F the offseason
I stand in awe. Well done.