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- 2026 Peach Bowl - Oregon vs. Indiana (CFP Semifinal #2)
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New Site Software / Theme
Same, fellow old fart
- 2025 CFP First Round - Alabama vs. Oklahoma
- 2025 CFP First Round - Alabama vs. Oklahoma
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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
That does not make someone a cheater, that makes someone me. Now fucking your office coffee maker, that makes you a cheater.
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Oklahoma @ Alabama
Well, that game was fuck ugly. Glad I stopped taking this game as seriously as I did years ago. Much better for my health, I guess wisdom does come with age. Oh and fuck OU and Auburn and Tennessee and LSU
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2025 NCAA Tournament - Sweet 16/Elite 8
I honestly hope that the conference gets 6 of the 8 teams. Not out of any conference loyalty, cause fuck all y'all but just to piss everyone else off.
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Neil Gaiman's Sandman (Netflix)
Well, fuck. I came in here to ask if the series did the "comics"(only one I ever read, yes I know, graphic novel) justice, to find out another person who I liked turns out to be a creep. First JoePa, recently Justin Tucker and now Neil. I only read the Sandman series because he was involved and I had read everything else he wrote. I never was a comic book or graphic novel reader, I always preferred just the written word or an actual movie instead of still images with dialogue.
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Crimson Tide (#1 lolol) @ Commodores on SEC Network
Fire Dubose, er DeBoer. /s Damn, I was 13 the last time Vandy beat Bama. Oh well, I just hope Vandy goes on to beat both AU and the Vols.
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SEC Catch-all Thread
You probably did catch them off guard. They have grown used to the almost Canadian stereotype like meekness of the aTm fans, when they are confronted about their weirdness, so they apologize for being weird and say stuff like it is traditions. I will be honest, it really caught me off guard in 2012, after the aTm fans in our section patted me on the back and apologized for winning. Creeped me the fuck right out. I was just sitting there waiting on the crowd to thin out, like I always did, not moping and even if I was, I was sure not used to that weird shit. I know that nobody should try to compare aTm fans with Horns fans but I can understand those who have not spent the last 14 around you assholes, not understanding that fact yet. Give them time. Just like we all came to realize how creepy aTm fans are, they will come to know what assholes you guys are and thus come to understand not to be shocked when you give as good as you get.
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
It is short for technology. Technology is the application of science and knowledge to create tools to make specific jobs easier. Damned uneducated Ala...er, football fans.
- Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
- Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
- Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
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CFP Semifinal: Michigan/Alabama Rose Bowl - 4pm CT ESPN
Well, since our center can't snap for shit and our OC is about as imaginative as a sloth, please win tonight and then beat these cheating fucksticks. I had very little hope of Bama winning it all, I just wanted to boot out the cheaters first.
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Florida State can fuck off
- Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
- Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
Just thought you assholes might enjoy this... https://x.com/RyanCFowler/status/1716086954624758154?s=20- Alabama vs. aggy - 2:30pm on CBS
Gil, that was hard to read on my night mode screen. Now I see why. That reads way too much like an Aggy posing as a Bama fan. Of course, it is possible that you might run into some real asshole fans out there(when I went to Ole Miss, every Rebel fan I tried to talk to was an asshole that day, then some of their younger fans threw a damned pumpkin at my car while stuck in postgame traffic), for any team but just way too complimentary of the Aggies to be real. Sure, they are weirdly friendly at times, almost like Jehovah's Witnesses trying to bring you into their cult but that smacks way too much of Sheriff Bart in a KKK robe, trying to fool the ignorant.- Alabama vs. aggy - 2:30pm on CBS
Well, we bumblefucked our way to this win, thank goodness for playing an even more inept opponent. You're welcome for not having to hear Aggy crowing about your game today, glad to be the distraction needed, especially against Jumbo Fister.- SEC Catch-all Thread
Instead of creating a thread for this, thought I would just drop it in here...Rick...- Calling all users - Feedback on ads/sponsors
Ads, we don;t need no stinkin' ads, get enough of those on gameday. uBlock is my friend. When I get some disposable income...truly disposable, after buying all the stuff I don't need, then I will donate to the site.- Shit's Borked
Yeah, get rid of this annoying shit. If you click the close X, it does a redir, fucking malware. Ublock can't even seem to block it. Can zap it but it is right back on next page load, as you scroll down, so it is embedded in the forum software. - Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
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