Everything posted by rickyspub
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
aggy is used to pledging allegiance to bitches. I imagine Reveille's Twitter feed would resemble crazy Karen's.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
It's not gay if it's a gloryhole?
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Jesus Fuckin' Christ...
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Non-Texas recruiting: 2020
I would have gone with, 'Moral of the story, never post with a degree from Tech'.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I feel like we need to offer more guys who will commit on the spot. If being a Longhorn isn't your first priority, do we really want or need you?
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Didn't see aggy. I imagine Steele's editor got confused when he said, 'Texum Bulldogs at #10.'
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Well, now we know satya has socks on other sites...
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Karen put her ovaries on the table dude... #TrustTheNads
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
My mind just doesn't go naturally to teenage father, when on the recruiting thread it should be one of the early stops...
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Good stuff. I thought Cine's dad was moving to Texas.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
I would have gone with picking aggy as the pinnacle of shitbaggery...is that OK?
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
He did have 'LSU commit' in there for Brooks, so that made things clear. For Carter he should have noted he has OU and aggy high on his list.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Sheep are better at drying tears and not talking back.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I am told Kenyon Green ran 80m in that same time and threw a powerball 86 feet.
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OU Recruiting 2019: White Visors and Belly Tats
I find it hard to believe your floppy asshole didn't have enough volume.. He didn't say he was lacking in volume, just that he needed the help of a dolly to get it all in with one trip.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Can't make $75M guaranteed without an 85-man roster. #advantageJimbo
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Damn...I can't wait to see how his few 'subscribers' take this. They have been getting restless lately. I don't think 6Figs is going to need a handler but a bodyguard.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
You're getting upvotes for this? If given the chance, we all know you would do this no matter where Bru commits to.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Come on Princess, this is the Surl. You are expected to rule out 'turns and curves' and put your ovaries on the table with your pick. You can't say you would be 'shocked' if Bru doesn't choose USC and then trot back and act like SHOCK doesn't rhyme with LOCK.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
What's worse is when they all go AWOL and are later seen in the back ranks of the Nazi invaders.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Holy shit, Sylvain, that ain't mayo they just put on your fries!
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Someone needs to get out their Pantone swatches...I don't see burnt orange on those uniforms.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
The first rule of glory holes is you do not talk about glory holes. #TrustTheFreakinHamm
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
fify...you'll learn one day young Padawan.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Jimbo's Precious says, 'Advantage aggy'.