Everything posted by Chef Bezos
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Bobby Goebbels bringing the heat here!
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I've spent more money on SPILT LIQUOR, in bars from one side of this world to the other, than you make. WOOOOOO!!!!
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The Aggie ring on his fat sausage finger is absolutely perfect.
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2024 - 2025 Dallas Mavericks Season Thread - This time we're not happy to just be here.
Doubtful. He led the ACC in defensive rating, defensive win shares, and defensive BPM. Hopefully that prevents Nico from overthinking this gift of a pick.
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: It's Miller Time
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: It's Miller Time
Looks like he's played 3 seasons already. JUCO, ND College, Central Connecticut State. I don't think the JUCO year counts though.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
What's hilarious about this is I was pretty sure "juddskin" was a friend of mine who went to Georgia and is a huge fan (It's basically his exact first and last name). I was already gloating to him before seeing this. Then I saw your post and sent it to him asking if it was him - "I can neither confirm nor deny". Now I'm screenshotting it in a group text so everyone can point and laugh.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I slapped both cheeks, opened my mouth, and screamed bloody murder when I found out it was a STEINER RANCH child! Can you have any less class, Monkey Gia???- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Even Sark's assistant coach's stripper wife's monkey has no class!- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Speaking of ASU, they have a decent resume so far and they are a pick 'em tonight vs. Texas State.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
They're saying he's up 30lbs from that number now. I don't remember if I heard that from OTF or from IT. Maybe from both.- Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
I think they thought he was still a TE- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I think Daddy98 was drooling on his keyboard while typing that. Then his saliva glands reloaded for the next few lines before dumping an obscene amount of drool on his keyboard on that last sentence.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Confusing their ineptitude with their morality is an aggy hallmark. Lil ol moral victims gettin snaked by mean ol tayew once again! Why we gotta be so God fearin and nice?- Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire
I'm a bit surprised he didn't have a canned response ready for that question at the post-game presser- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
tonight is going to be a fun night- Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire
Nelson Cruz was our pop fly coach last year. Glad to have him back.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This thread is really lacking in screenshots. I suspect today will be they day it starts to hit them that they're being kicked while they're down. And I want to see that.- [Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED
hawk tuah- Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire
Is there anything in the Aggie Honor Code preventing Schloss from cucking them?- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
My 1-year-old woke me up early this morning, and I read this post and tuned in to the Texas bashing portion of this video. Got in the shower and made sure I had Liucci talking about Texas not being aware of how hard the SEC schedule is. I can’t tell you how much I eat that up. I want Liucci to live forever. The “They’ll see” narrative is poetry to me. I don’t expect any Aggies, nor any other SEC team fans to know it, but this isn’t the 2010s anymore and it’s gonna be beautiful when we predictably push their shit in in our first year in their beloved conference.- Surly Dad Thread
We got the Snoo for I think $1100 on Black Friday. It's basically just a rental fee, as you can sell them on FB marketplace for that much when you're done with it. That thing was so effective for us.- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
The annual "lose a coach to promotion" under Sark has been fun and a win for all parties involved. We've gone from Drayton to Choice, Marion to Jackson, and now potentially Choate to Nansen.- Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
I don't know he doesn't talk fast enough for me. That Jimbo man he was a FAST talker man - Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
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