Everything posted by Chef Bezos
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
If it's an unpopular opinion that can make him feel superior to others, he's gonna ride it out and drive it into the ground.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Ian Boyd has his head so far up his own ass, it's truly impressive the things he can convince himself of. He's the smartest football mind in any room that's ever been a room. Just today he was justifying how outside receiver is the #1 most important position in college football, followed closely by DT. No mention of where QB ranks in importance, but it damn sure ain't 1 or 2 in the college game according to him.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
You’re right, it was this stud. Stats don’t tell the story here. The tape does. and the tape tells me that Billy absolutely nailed this eval.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but he's the origin of Billy's infamous "WATCH. THE. TAPE" posts
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
It's embarrassing how excited I got when I saw this thread had some recent action and it even surpassed my lofty expectations. Lift the ban, Twitter! We need more!
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Makes sense that the aggie thread is where you’ll find multiple misspellings of the word lightning.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
& he woulda won it too!!!
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New SEC divisions and pods thread (Page 38 starts recent discussion)
I went to UT 2010-2014 and everyone called them drag rats. Never heard drag worms once in my life.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
A transcription of Jimbo's comments about the field being slick: “Ah, maybe we had the wrong cleats. I don’t know. I mean the middle of the field did slip, but they know they had the same guys we did. I know I notice Conner a couple times actually he was getting ready to throw and his feet went out from under him. And that happen. And what you’ll happen a lot of times, when you play teams that have different logos, in other words I say multiple teams played a sport, they change that logo out. Well, when they do that, they change, that grass has to be interchanged, so that’s usually (snaps finger) done on a very quick, uh, and then plus their stadium… those stadiums that have that half, uh, (builds house with his hands) and don’t get the sunlight and the dry out and you had the rain, and plus uh, and you’ll wet that part to make that grass take, and it makes that slick. And then they’ll paint on the emblem. And when you have to take stadiums, and my history of it, always do that, you’ll have a lot of that some of those issues occasionally in that situation and that seemed to what happened.”
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$9.95 worth every penny
What do y'all think the paid subscribers numbers look like for Horns247, IT, & OB?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Spiegelman also said earlier he expects a few more twists in that recruitment.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Have you considered a job as a recruiting expert for Orangebloods? You've clearly got the chops.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Well done. Now make it 2000 words and you've got your article.
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
At least 4 players signed an NIL deal with a car dealership called Vanguard Volkswagen. Johntay, Sweat, Finkley, and Gavin Holmes are the ones I've seen so far.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
"I'm sorry but whites don't look as good when they're trying to cock up"
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
In the NFL as long as you did your domestic violence before you got there it's like it never happened. Joe Mixon video of him punching that girl in the face is worse than Ray Rice video imo, but nobody seems to care or talk about it.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
douchebag face is a real destiny-defining thing. it's hardly his fault he turned out to be a giant tool with a face like that.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
You won't get a serious answer because I don't know that many people truly know the nature of her bizarre relationship with Jimbo. Would love to hear a serious reply to this though. I assume she was just doling out bags for him and is such a lonely old hag that she ends up trying to make herself feel important by inserting herself into the players' moms' group.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
He isn’t going anywhere with Big Bird Seed in his pockets pulling all the strings
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This Oklahoma team JUST LOOKS DIFFERENT: OU Screenshot Megathread
i think a lot of people would feel shame in looking like a trans actor.
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$9.95 worth every penny
They just announced they're switching it to SMU so I guess what you're looking at is already updated to reflect that.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Gerry said recently he puts 60k miles or so on his car per year. He's up at 4am writing articles, going to bed at midnight still answering questions, doing videos from the road, talking to his sources all day, etc. The dude lives and breathes this stuff, but I'll add that his evals are way too weighted in a couple areas (arm length, hand size) because it's an easy cop out taking an absolute measurement that you know won't worsen between now and the NFL combine. I get why he weights those two measurements so heavily, but any old dummy can look at those two things and call it an evaluation. Overall I think he's a better evaluator than the majority of 9.95ers, just wanted to add my nitpick.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Add: Terrence Cooks - TCU Tyler Owens - Texas Tech
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
COULDNT BE MORE OFF BASE! Next step is them hiring Kelly and us getting Denver and we’ve got ourselves a hall of famer from Looch that materialized in a few days.