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SimkinsMan

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  1. I've got it on good authority that this banner is being prepped to hang in the stadium after Miami beats Indiana.
  2. Fuck you. And fuck @BurntOrange&White and everyone else littering this thread with your unending negativity. According to you assholes Sark was going to be fired in November, our team was going to no-show in the bowl game, and our "all-in" portal strategy was going to be a bust. Well, sorry, but Sark is still the coach. Arch and the team balled out in the bowl game, showcasing the program for a title run in 2026. And now we're cleaning up in the portal by accumulating talent around our elite players in their final year: Arch, Goosby, Wingo, and Simmons. But Simkins Man, we don't have many good OL yet. Well actually, we have perhaps the best LT in the country returning when most players in his position would have gone pro. We have an experienced senior C coming back who sets the floor for the position. We have options at RT. And we are going to sign a couple of more offensive linemen. So seriously, fuck off with your bullshit. After Sunday no one wants to hear it any more.
  3. January 16th. Players on the two teams competing in the CFP national championship game on Jan. 19 will get an additional five-day period from Jan. 20 to 24. So yes, it is still relatively early in the game.
  4. My early forecast is for a gametime temperature of about 30 degrees, cloudy skies, and modest winds. Things could be far, far worse in January there.
  5. Going to be fun when Cleveland takes a QB in the first round this year. Shadeur, yesterday:
  6. But still you wonder Who's cheatin' who Who's being true And who don't even care anymore
  7. Way to go @Helobious !
  8. So do the ads, the ad reads, and the super chats, one would imagine.
  9. I realize I'm pissing into the wind here, but I wish people would stop using "commit," as in, "hurr durr why haven't these portal combat targets committed yet?!?" This shit is transactional. Transfers, especially, do not commit to a program. They sign contracts. Legally they are not employees, but they might as well be, because they are 'working' for your football team, and getting paid to do so. A good rule of thumb is that anyone screaming or crying or asking about "commitments" from transfers is a fucking idiot.
  10. No. It's a reference to his parents' company.
  11. It is amazing. I think a solid test of who Coleman would want to play for, setting NIL aside, is whether a fanbase actually wants its QB back. In the case of Texas, everyone is absolutely thrilled about Archibald coming back. Meanwhile in The Station there is a lot of angst about Reed returning, given that he was exposed by defenses with a pulse.
  12. A motivated Coleman, with a real quarterback, would be something to behold.
  13. Maybe—just maybe—we really aren't fucking around. Lefau was a nice linebacker, sure, but was he truly a difference maker? Ty'Anthony Smith seems to have shown his class in far less time. Moore and Jagger were B- or B receivers but they ain't winning big games for you. Wisner had some good stretches against rivals but he was nothing special. He was outshined by Clark, who is just now returning from injury, in the bowl game. So far Texas is losing some nice players, but not difference makers. Maybe the money sees what we all see. Arch and Simmons are generational players, and we've got a legitimate chance to run the table next year if we build a complete roster around them in their final years. The moves I've seen so far this offseason suggest that Texas is going to pay difference makers. And they're going to let good players walk with the intent finding great replacements. Still, it's been fun to watch the bed-wetting the last couple of weeks.
  14. Out of all the receivers, Mosley is who I want back the most.
  15. He's chasing that neon paycheck, livin' that honky tonk dream.
  16. Another brilliant prognostication. Let me ask you, Wilcox. Has Sark been fired yet?
  17. Looks like someone got tech-sposed by the first quality team they played this year. Fuck off back to Lubbock, you losers.
  18. Sure, buddy. The QB you kicked in at least $1 million to bring to Michigan just looked like shit tossing three interceptions. I'm sure you don't care a lick. #GoBlowYourself
  19. Well, I'll tell you what @JesusSweatDuck, Amarillo Slim is no Panhandle Slim.
  20. All hail the king.
  21. Arch Manning is really fucking good at football. He won this game with half the defense and only one of the team's top four receivers playing the second half.
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