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TheRealChuckWoolery

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  1. A dogwood. A tree and a flower.
  2. Good news! Ads seem to be running as smooth as ever
  3. to be fair, I’m sure you already have more assblasting than you know what to do with
  4. This is also him, being reasonable as usual: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/profile/6270-nomadichorn/ also I wasn’t lying about him living in a van (it’s a nice van)
  5. Honestly it’s irresponsible for surly to let him continue posting, because of his history. Here’s the time he got assblasted for stalking his neighbor, who apparently angered VAPA by—checks the court document—being a liberal. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp-content/uploads/sites/14/2017/07/Findings-and-Conclusions.pdf
  6. the issue here is that VAPA/corn Pop/WingedRyno/Pickbattles will come back, and he is literally a danger to others:
  7. At the very least, Corn Pop is a racist, fascist cop-hater, so if he’s *not* VAPA, they should at least meet each other
  8. Which is typical VAPA behavior; join with a new sock, post in some sports threads for easy rep, and then start either replying to himself or spamming DT/Bada Bing/CR with links to his blog or one of his bizarre-ass websites
  9. Exactly Cornpop joined last month, yet, less than two weeks after he did, he knew all about this gem:
  10. forgot about TxTow, and my apologies to him c/o the Ferguson Unit
  11. for the record, I am no fan of cops, but in the Pantheon of Terrible Shaggy/Surly Posters, VAPA is solidly top 10 of all-time, along with Taz, PO1D/Grendel, Hitby, Mackenzie Kelly, and You. And Chad Briscoe, who I am convinced is a bit
  12. and not for nothing, i’ve been here for two years, and Corn Pop (who is VAPA), has been here for *checks watch* less than thirty days, and has posted, nearly exclusively anti-cop shit thanks for paying attention
  13. VAPA is Corn Pop. Corn Pop is VAPA. moose out front shoulda told you
  14. can you point to the part of the user agreement that yadda yadda don’t make a shit
  15. i would be worried about you going apeshit and shooting up the Shaggy Server Farm but I’m pretty sure you’re federally barred from owning a firearm
  16. honestly being both a fascist *and* a cop hater is a pretty rare accomplishment, so kudos, but it still pales in comparison to not being allowed to quit the Air Force *after they revoked your security clearance *
  17. for real though big talk from a guy who got his security clearance pulled for being a fucking crank
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