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TeeDubya

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Everything posted by TeeDubya

  1. No mere mortal could ever write a story this amazing, and dripping with irony.
  2. Warpig is an incredibly accurate description. And that's $18/hr and a sack of Tyson Chicken Patties each month.
  3. Headlines which seem non-sensical, yet.... (praying for Abe Froman)
  4. Ts and Ps. Mah Rahts, and whatnot.
  5. They all have the sullen expressions of a family who knows what each other's underwear tastes like.
  6. Let's hope they settle it with a pistol duel.
  7. An empty-headed, thousand yard stare. There's been some trauma
  8. Damn, poor Abbott. I'd almost feel sorry for him for trailing the chinless sniveling Cruz, but I won't.
  9. Damn. pretty harsh to a good, leg-warming shart.
  10. This. The followers of the "Cheeto oracle to the disgusting racists" under-represent in polling, partly due to their lunatic paranoia.
  11. Just like a visit to the proctologist.
  12. The morbidly obese driver, or the truck?
  13. That's going to hurt, but only for an instant....
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