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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 1)
Granted that the beers were flowing, but it seemed to me in realtime that Sark was stubborn on IZ for first half and put more stretch and OZ in the 2nd half and had more success with that. Agree that IZ is what he wants as it makes play-action work.
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2025 week 2 prediction thread- SJSU @ Texas.
Texas 44 SJSU 3 Rush Yards 341
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
With Arch playing the same? OSU
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
Parker Livingstone. Anytime TD scorer +450. Seems like destiny and free money have collided.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
It's xmas eve, eve. Grab a six pack, throw something on the grill, pick out a bottle of Weller 12 or similar quality sipping whisky, settle back, bet Nebraska to cover, and let the next 144 days of glorious college football wash over you.
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2025 Week 1 prediction thread- Texas @ Ohio State
31 -13 Texas. That OSU qb is in for rude awakening. 3 turnovers lead to 17 Tex points. Couch manufacturers start third shift. Arch: 279.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Too obvious; Claus DaJumpe is better. It also allows for a fake french accent to further alienate the locals.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
It aint EH Taylor Full Proof. It’s american airlines
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Mine will be filled with woodford and diet.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- $75 Open Bar + Food Watch Party @ Marlow, Austin 8/30 #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State
Let's not forget the Sugar Bowl against Washington. That was the Tits.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Just missing a pick 6 to see all of his flaws displayed in three series.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
This is clearly an AI bot with one of you sick bastards feeding lucci in as training content and then throwing in a few prompts after your third bourbon and seeing what it spits out- Tell Me About Texas a&m
From CBSSports.com article on 10 rookies to watch: Nic Scourton CAR • LB • #11 Drafted: Round 2 (51st overall) Fun fact: Career statistics include 109 tackles, 31 tackles for loss, 17.0 sacks and three forced fumbles in three seasons (two at Purdue and one at Texas A&M) ....Scourton was once regarded as a likely first-round prospect, but a transfer from Purdue to Texas A&M led to a new body type and a new role -- neither of which benefitted his stock. If he is able to tap back into his time with the Boilermakers, Scourton has the potential to become an X-factor. Aggie player development continues to be a strength of the program...- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Big Sweaty? The Devil's bath tub?- Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
70 vs 77, but yes, we got to 70 before they did, both didn't score in 4th.- Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
let's not leave 77-0 out of the conversation. A running clock is quite a thing. That's 77 in three quarters: Scoring Summary 1st Quarter TA&M OKLA TD OKLA 40 yard passing touchdown 5 plays, 59 yards, 2:18 0 6 XP OKLA extra point is good 5 plays, 59 yards, 2:18 0 7 TD 6 yard rushing touchdown 11 plays, 80 yards, 4:05 0 13 XP OKLA extra point is good 11 plays, 80 yards, 4:05 0 14 2nd Quarter TA&M OKLA TD OKLA 42 yard passing touchdown 3 plays, 65 yards, 0:00 0 20 XP OKLA extra point is good 3 plays, 65 yards, 0:00 0 21 TD OKLA 7 yard passing touchdown 8 plays, 82 yards, 2:16 0 27 XP OKLA extra point is good 8 plays, 82 yards, 2:16 0 28 TD 7 yard rushing touchdown 2 plays, 22 yards, 1:58 0 34 XP OKLA extra point is good 2 plays, 22 yards, 1:58 0 35 TD OKLA 28 yard passing touchdown 4 plays, 41 yards, 0:20 0 41 XP OKLA extra point is good 4 plays, 41 yards, 0:20 0 42 TD OKLA 13 yard passing touchdown 5 plays, 50 yards, 0:43 0 48 XP OKLA extra point is good 5 plays, 50 yards, 0:43 0 49 3rd Quarter TA&M OKLA TD 29 yard rushing touchdown 4 plays, 41 yards, 0:47 0 55 XP OKLA extra point is good 4 plays, 41 yards, 0:47 0 56 TD 4 yard rushing touchdown 7 plays, 65 yards, 2:19 0 62 XP OKLA extra point is good 7 plays, 65 yards, 2:19 0 63 TD 2 yard rushing touchdown 9 plays, 68 yards, 3:46 0 69 XP OKLA extra point is good 9 plays, 68 yards, 3:46 0 70 TD TA&M fumble; OKLA return TD 1 play, 16 yards, 0:00 0 76 XP OKLA extra point is good 1 play, 16 yards, 0:00 0 77- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
MCO stands for Orlando International Airport, and it's the airport's IATA code. The code originally comes from the airport's former name, McCoy Air Force Base. The base was named after Colonel Michael Norman Wright McCoy, who died in a plane crash during a bombing competition. The airport transitioned to civilian use in 1975.- What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
Not a shot, but how can you have 20K posts on Surly and have 1 and only 1 horns hat?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Do you have an opinion on cheese or would you like everyone to share? - $75 Open Bar + Food Watch Party @ Marlow, Austin 8/30 #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State
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