Everything posted by TheAuditor
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the cotton bowl weather/travel thread
All these couch burners in their rented chevy malibus are thinking a little ice, 3-4 inches of snow thurs to friday am, No problem driving across town to the game. They don’t realize we have 2 sand trucks and no salt for the entire metroplex. It’ll be hand to hand combat on the roads. I expect a very late crowd. Ticket prices should plunge as the flight cancellations mount.
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Winners of prediction contest for the year- polls plus closed prediction contest for cotton bowl.
Vote for #1 Texas 24 OSU 21. (Sideshow Bob redeems himself) Tex Total Yds 382
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
I know a bunch of Ohio State fans. Good people, but arrogant and passive aggressive when it comes to their football team. Fuck all of them. We are going to curb stomp them and then watch them piss down their leg when we ruin their 2025 season on opening day.
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Kirby Smart is a giant gaping vagina
Kirby has bitch rabies He is the worst His player getting called for interference is simply chef’s kiss. I hope he gets nebraska’d
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
I disagree.
- 2024 Axis of Evil (OU, ARK, aggy) Gameday Thread
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CFP prediction week 2: Texas @ ASU
Tx - 38 ASU -17 Rush - 207
- 2024 Axis of Evil (OU, ARK, aggy) Gameday Thread
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Obviously there are 12.
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Prediction thread SEC Title Game- Georgia at Texas
Texas 24, GA 16 26/133
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Coach Sark Press Conference 11.25 - 11:30am LHN
There has not been one year in the last 40 where that isn't worth killing any one of you with a dull butter knife.
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Prediction thread week 12, 2024; Texas at aggy
Good guys: 31 Dress Up Army: 23 284 Yds
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
That entire screenshot made me think of this: "If you never dare to be great, you'll always be mediocre" This is as close to SEC relevance as they have ever been, and they are crying about not starting Marcel against ND....Sack up Fake Army, good lord. It's all right in front of them - go win it, or go get your shit pushed in, either way, own it. They aren't one coaching decision or 10 from being a better or worse team than the one that was at Auburn.
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aggy @ Auburn
I don’t miss this
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aggy @ Auburn
Yep, cant wait for the quintuple OT “War in ALabama” victory cup, even though it’s Auburn.
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SEC Refs Suck
That was the same crew as GA. Stunningly wrong and late call
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Game Week 13: Kentucky at Texas
OOC Home and Home I would like to see/travel to: (granted some of these would need to be 2:1) Oregon Washington Whisky Army AirForce App State
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Prediction Thread Week 11, 2024; Kentucky at Texas
KY - 9 TX - 31 679 yds
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Texas' last 10 on the road
Aggie has 6 true road wins since the 2016 season…..
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Aggie ignores non-conference games for their SOS argument - cause only the SEC SEC SEC counts - I think that's the underlying mental wall they are building around their hive opinion on scheduling, but you asked me to lower my IQ level, so that prevented me from perhaps understanding your point.
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Game Week 10, Texas at Arkansas
This is correct. I lived in Little Rock for a year. It's not that the University of Arkansas hates Texas. Ark is like a giant city/state. The entire State hates Texas. They have no other major schools/no professional teams. They wear Razorback hats and gear to work the entire week, they call the pigs in the middle of professional environments, they paint windows at most stores in town with anti-Horns graphics, they throw major watching parties and close businesses early so people can travel to the game. This is all in Little Rock which is 190 miles away from Fayetteville. Let that sink in...They may suck, they may not, but their players have gotten an earful about this game from the moment they stepped on campus.
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Week 10, 2024 prediction contest: Texas at Arkansas
Tx: 42 Ribs: 24 Tx Rush/Rec WR yds: 206
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
I worry about ARK more than ATM offensively. Like every defense, we are susceptible to the physical run game esp with mobile qb ( Hey LSU, maybe you'll figure out zone read this year) Seeing JQJ at RB for ARK is not great Bob. Now, like FL, the trick is to get a two score lead, then all that run game stuff get's diluted to the point it don't matter. If we get good 1st Quarter Quinn, our D will be just fine.
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Prediction context week 9: Florida at Texas
Tx 34 Fl 16 243
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SEC Championship Game - Scenarios?
This would be delicious. Dear eight-pound, six-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, who doesn’t even know a word yet—little infant, so cuddly but still omnipotent.......