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WinningIsHard

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  1. Yeah you take his record in context and he doesn’t look nearly as shiny. I think it would be hilarious if he coached at Texas but anybody thinking it will be a better overall program is delusional.
  2. if you’re a closet blOwU fan…fuck you.
  3. Furman, mercer, central Arkansas, the citadel, and Austin peay. The teams you listed have kids who can play in the nfl randomly. Easy wins sure but have been known to fuck up a season a time or two. The ones ole Miss and the rest of the sec beat up on are high school kids with a chip on their shoulder. You can run the game plan for whoever you’re playing the following week, and essentially have two weeks to prepare. It’s trash but Texas should start doing it too. Get in the mud and what not. Surely it’s the mom right? Right guys?
  4. How many of his 55 wins at ole Miss are against teams like The Citadel? Texas has never played teams like that and it’s essentially a free win or two every year. It may not move the needle a ton but it pads the win column the longer you stay in the sec.
  5. Definitely a fireable offense, I’d like to think autocorrect is to blame but who am I kidding.
  6. I didn’t call her an attention whore, I’m trying to get her to understand that she’s helping spread the rumors while also claiming “she just wants what’s best for Texas.” Now take your balls back from her and post where “the smoke” is coming from. It’s all here-say currently. It’s very possible it’s true but mother fuckers believe the earth is flat so pardon me if I’m skeptical of humans.
  7. Enough smoke to “blow your ears back.” Done be obtuse
  8. Yeah your cryptic teenage girl posting is wayyyy better. It adds so much value, like posting the same picture two or three times in a row. You’re a legend.
  9. Not being a drama queen is hard apparently but yeah tom herman said winning is hard lol.
  10. Are you and Nicole fucking? Wait…are both of yall fucking sark? That would be a Quentin Tarantino plot twist for the ages.
  11. get ready for the fire sark crowd to come after you for saying “no evidence” my friend.
  12. Whoever it is will hire assistants surly approves of, get portal players that are studs, he will be a virgin, he will not drink or do drugs, and he will win when he’s suppose to and never lose. I bet there’s at least 25 guys we can interview tomorrow. Texas won’t fuck this hire up either, ain’t no way.
  13. You’re a fan of Texas football, you only work on “if”. Two of the greatest college qb’s to ever play the game have a combined 2 conference championships between their 7 years of playing. Unless you’re high you know this program has always been a “if” away from greatness lol.
  14. It’s a big stretch but if he wins out and wins the bowl they end 10-3. It’s hard to be upset about a 10 win season. There was a time not long ago that we didn’t just walk into Lawrence Kansas and expect a win. I’m good with 10 wins.
  15. Clinging to futility? If sark gets fired because his former wr’s ran a train on his wife and he was fucking an administrative assistant in his office while shit housed hammered then I’ll probably laugh and be a little depressed for like 5-10 minutes. I’ll post in the next coaches thread and forget all about Sark. Once he gets fired is the key to all this, if he doesn’t get fired then he’s the coach of a team I love. That’s where I stand. I think you smoke too much weed lol.
  16. Who is bashing you? Is this a bit? If this is a bit and I spent all that time replying to you….
  17. Like that tech team that got beat by 40 by Oklahoma in 08 that we couldn’t beat? Lol. Revisionist history is the best history, Kansas state had Mack’s number. They beat the doors off of us in 07 in Austin, they ended the year 5-7. Texas has won 7 straight to make the series 14-10. That’s all herman and sark.
  18. Owning? My goodness nobody forgets shit quite like surly haha. Except the standard isn’t real, the standard is a couple conference titles every 30 years ya dumb dirt dick dumb mfer. Royal ain’t walking through that door to put up with you stupid fucks whining about 9 wins.
  19. Yeah but he beats everyone else pretty regularly.
  20. 20 more people have info that will set the program on fire when it comes out. That’s either the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard in my life or the silliest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. The line appears to be razor thin.
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