Everything posted by Roofle
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Looks like a screenshot of a message the Hammster sent to a member of the A&M recruiting staff threatening them.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Welp, this 14 year old declared it as such, so it is written. Nothing to see here, folks.
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Which Is Your Favorite Win Against OU?
Congrats on the sex
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VY rallying the troops. 05 Cotton Bowl.
Well yeah, sometimes you gotta do that.
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Which Is Your Favorite Win Against OU?
45-35
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Game Atmosphere
Student section seemed to like it when they busted this out in the stadium against TCU. The olds, meanwhile, were quite confused.
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
"Is it muledick?" "Is it piss?"
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The gilded goiter... Beamer gets a statue
Beamer is fucking amazing. Respect the goiter.
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ShaggyTexas Handover
That game thread is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
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Barstool Sports takes Josh Allen out for New York pizza
suck my dick
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Game Atmosphere
This shit pisses me off. Better this week and last week than the Tulsa game, but still ass.
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We are going to win
Maybe we'll beat them by 3.5
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Texas OU set for 11am
I fucking hate mornings and even I think that 11 AM is the right time for this game. Leaving Fair Park last year was an absolute fucking nightmare. Shut the fuck up and wake up at 6 AM, get to the fair early and eat some fucking Fletcher's, then wash it down with (many) a wax cup Shiner and gargle my balls. OU sucks.
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Scuffle at the UT/USC Game: Was This Any Shagsters?
Please tell me that's an Akita reference
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My Texas Experience
I have a cold, cut me a break
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My Texas Experience
I like that I knew it was a bit when I saw that a USC guy was claiming he drove here from California. A USC alum can probably afford the flight, unlike the alums of those academic masterpieces over the DA SECSECSEC.
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My Texas Experience
Yup. Fuck them right in the face.
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Game Atmosphere
Ugh. Fuck that. Guess they were bound to fuck at least something up.
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Game Atmosphere
The band didn't do their usual march in either. They basically came fucking running out of the tunnel. 😕
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Game Atmosphere
The server cutting up ribs with a plastic knife was the highlight of the night. Excited to see him try to work through the steak fajitas they're serving next game.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
He was referencing this post immediately above his:
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We beat USC, guaranteed
Why are you so fucking obsessed with this? You’ll just come back under a sock anyway. Nobody gives a fuck about your stupid bet. We all think you’re a fucking moron.
- We beat USC, guaranteed
- Next Week--Tulsa
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
You are?