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ATXhorn17

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  1. Aggy has UF penciled in as a W… When their program hasn’t won a true road game in what? Two seasons? I’m also 100% confident Petrino devoted most of his off-season to making A&M’s life a living nightmare at Jerryworld, so Arky won’t be a gimme either.
  2. Marcus Freeman a fraud? Who would’ve thought
  3. A low IQ person
  4. Make a Wish?
  5. UNC’s schedule is an absolute cakewalk. They only play 2 ranked teams: Florida State (lol) and NC State (lol).
  6. Minnesota’s offense must be horrible. Because there’s zero way a Geoff Collins coached D at UNC is any good.
  7. Western Carolina not going away
  8. Savion doesn’t look great
  9. I can assure you that the average UNC grad is infinitely more annoying than a Duke grad
  10. It seems like the computer scores 100% of the time if it gets the ball with ~30 seconds left in the half…
  11. My 3 star QB in road to glory is throwing. ~6 INTs per game. I suck.
  12. Wait. Do you seriously think Biden had an iota of momentum before this?
  13. You're right -- I shouldn't jump to conclusions! I'm sure Thursday night was the very first time Biden has struggled cognitively. Biden's inner circle, the white house, and party officials probably had zero inkling this was a possibility. To this point, they thought Biden was the poster boy for mental acuity... Biden taking the fewest interviews of any modern sitting president is just a funny coincidence.
  14. Trump lying is the norm. He’s monstrous. It’s expected. What was shocking and worth sharing was Biden’s complete inability to speak. To any outside observer, it’s abundantly clear that he’s no longer running the country (and hasn’t been for a while)… Which implies that Biden’s circle and party leadership have been boldfaced in lying to the American public for months/years. And no, no one was impressed by Biden reading a pre-prepared speech off of a teleprompter the next morning. The damage was done.
  15. Really? Because all of my friends (including those completely uninterested in politics) have been inundated with non-stop clips of Biden looking incapable of holding office or stringing together a sentence. Believe it or not, that matters.
  16. Oh god… President Prime…
  17. Yup, doubt UGA and Michigan will be able to run the football. PK will be deploying an innovative 1-5-5 scheme.
  18. Husky fans in the Super Dome were literal scum of the earth. So many quips about Sark’s substance abuse (ex: ā€œI hope he relapses, etc.ā€). I hope they’re miserable tonight.
  19. Anyone who isn’t ecstatic at the thought of Quinn returning is a rube. As a freshman, he looked flawless in the RRS. As a sophomore, he lit up Alabama in Tuscaloosa, won a Big 12 title, and was a snap away from playing for a National Title… As an upperclassman, he’ll easily be a top 5 player in CFB. With a mature O-line, a replenished arsenal at WR, and another year in Sark’s system — he has the potential to go full Penix/Burrow mode.
  20. Damn, I know this is Surly — but how is anyone mad/upset? I went to school in the Charlie years... The Longhorns fought and came within 1 second and 12 yards of playing for the Title. 1 less fuck up/fumble/lucky bounce, and we may have won… They won 12 games and a Big 12 championship on their way out. They are all Longhorn Legends in my book (especially J Whitt), and have made me proud to call myself a Texas alum. Hook ā€˜em!
  21. Calling my shot: Winner of the Sugar Bowl will go on to win the title
  22. On paper, we match up perfectly with Michigan
  23. Michigan is about to get blasted in the semi (and I’m not even convinced Bama is that good)
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