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ATXhorn17

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  1. Clemson will suck ass this year… Their stretch of success with Dabo is over — the coordinators behind it are all gone.
  2. You may be right... But I'm fairly confident that Agiye Hall > Casey Cain (I'm not buying the $9.95 sunshine pumping).
  3. Having seen Bert Auburn in-person around Austin, this REALLY does not inspire confidence... (Although, a game-winning field goal from a skinny, ginger named "Auburn" against Bama would generate lots of great memes)
  4. ATXhorn17 replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    Honestly, Casey and aggy would've been a match made in heaven.
  5. It'll be hilarious to see aggy rotate through Haynes, Johnson, and Weigman as the season progresses. The Auburn game will be the crescendo with Zach Calzada coming off the bench and throwing a game-winning TD. The misery will be truly glorious to behold.
  6. Texas 35 ULM 24 Prediction: Texas plays vanilla, run-heavy offense. ULM hangs around and makes Sark’s butthole pucker (kind of like Tulsa for Tom). Perception will be that Texas hasn’t improved… Then we shock the world vs Bama week 2 (or are at least competitive haha).
  7. Hawaii’s uniforms have always been sweet.
  8. Pretty sure NW gets the ball to start the 2nd half too.
  9. I've heard the people are friendly too.
  10. Tackling appears to be a problem for Nebraska
  11. I bet #11 on the red team has a really supportive, overbearing father.
  12. Not really. Him and his dad actively tried to derail the program on their way out.
  13. Casey is a shitty, selfish teammate. When he transferred, very few Longhorn players seemed to give a shit or wish him well. That's not what you want out of your starting QB.
  14. PK consistently coached top defenses at UW and Boise State. But whatever, I guess I’ll take the word of *checks notes* “Mitch Cumsteen” that PK’s a dumbass.
  15. Lol… PK literally adjusted his scheme last season to a 3-3-5 after Jacoby Jones went down… Unfortunately, no schematic shift could rectify shitty players, shitty depth and shitty effort.
  16. Sark > Herman... And he's gonna prove it this year.
  17. So what’s the new OB narrative gonna be? “Sark caved to donor pressure. As of Thursday night, it was Card.”
  18. Surly 2023: "Arch is a gamer. Ewers is QB2 -- he shit himself and played scared during the bama game."
  19. Alternative: Quinn is named starter and beats up on overmatched first opponent before getting destroyed when Texas plays a legit team in Game 2. At the end of the game, his confidence (and probably rib cage) is shattered ahead of conference play... Sounds ideal!!
  20. I mean, laugh if you want. But Coburn, Murphy, Ethan fucking Burke, and Ovie were consistently blowing up plays in the backfield the entire open practice… And I doubt they’ve become All-American caliber overnight…
  21. It’s gonna take Bama 1-2 seconds to shred our o-line and get into the backfield… Hudson’s speed could be a differentiating factor—buying extra time. Have Hudson run for his life for 3-4 quarters. And if it goes poorly (like most of us suspect), you avoid shattering Quinn’s confidence and keep him healthy. He gets some 4th quarter garbage time and then settles into a rhythm against UTSA prior to beginning conference play.
  22. Very bad way, imo
  23. At around ~19:40ish, Quinn starts playing like ass…
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