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TriStone

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  1. Ponzu Shrimp (serves 2, portions can be doubled) 3 tablespoons soy sauce 3 tablespoons mirin (sweet Japanese rice wine), or 3 tablespoons dry Sherry mixed with 1 tablespoon sugar 3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 tablespoon chopped peeled fresh ginger 1 teaspoon grated lemon peel 10 uncooked extra-large shrimp (about 10 ounces), peeled, deveined 2 cups thinly sliced bok choy or Napa cabbage Prepare barbecue (medium-high heat). Whisk soy sauce, mirin, lemon juice, oil, ginger and lemon peel in shallow bowl to blend. Add shrimp and stir to coat; let marinate 10 minutes. Drain marinade into small saucepan and boil 1 minute. Grill shrimp until just opaque in center, turning occasionally, about 3 minutes. Divide bok choy between 2 plates and drizzle with some of warm marinade. Top with shrimp. Serve, passing remaining marinade as sauce, if desired.
  2. I believe we have. Fella named Bush I think. He was worse than Hitler and destined for the jailhouse. I suppose Lady Justice will get around to him eventually, then she'll set her sights on that damn dirty Trump.
  3. Dude! You are fucking bringing it tonight!
  4. Oh child, that shipped sailed some time ago.
  5. Someone get this man a microphone! This needs to be repeated loudly and incessantly for the next 30 days.
  6. Well, there ya have it folks. Texas just can't keep up. At least I think that's what that senile old fuck just sputtered out.
  7. First reply nails it. Don't rush this, Tim. Take all the time off you need. Surly's pulling for you.
  8. Motherfucking this. Child rape apologists vs. Pregnant-wife beating apologists. Team Cataclysm.
  9. Oops! I was viewing this thread in a vacuum. Didn't realize he had a winning streak.
  10. It really doesn't, but whatever.
  11. Come on now, Lhorn didn't deserve a neg. He's right. If the KState game goes wrong, you better prepare your anus because Surly's gonna go in dry.
  12. Faggie 2 Dope and Violent Gay
  13. That would be best for Vince. Fuck Corby and his fellow Switzer leg-humpers.
  14. TriStone replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Charlie Brooker. He's pretty fucking good at the whole writing thing.
  15. Speaking of good squirters, I was with your mom the other day and ...
  16. I hope y'all are happy. I was left with no alternative but to focus on my work responsibilities. What a fucking inconvenience!
  17. Hard to believe you were banned from TOS.
  18. That was supposed to be funk soul brother of course but I'm such a vulgarian.
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