Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Modessit

Legacy Members
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Modessit

  1. Unless you're pre-tipping well, all UE drivers hate her, and if you're waiting a long time to get your food, that's why. And I hope you're ordering cold subs because the majority of drivers don't bother with insulated bags like I used to. I don't order food thru the apps so I'm not sure if you can actually choose the store your order goes to. I used to deliver food from a restaurant and drive past two other locations to get to the house and would wonder why they ordered from that particular store. I was always told it had to with the stores themselves. If one store was super busy or unerstaffed/understocked, they would log off their tablets which would make them unavailable, so the order would go to the next closest store that carried that item. I've asked customers before and they had no idea which store they ordered from. "I just picked the business and what I wanted. It didn't show me the location."
  2. I have a cousin who is a flight attendant. I told her they need to make an announcement at landing to tell people (women) to turn their airplane mode off.
  3. My mom flew from Austin to Omaha thru Atlanta (who knows why) during that big software fiasco that had flights (and everything else) fucked for a while, especially Delta and their Atlanta hub. She was stuck in the Atlanta airport for 23 hours. For the flight back, she flew to DFW and then to Austin. Fine. Except my mom always turns her airplane mode on (even when not in the plane) instead of silent whenever she thinks going to be somewhere that she shouldn't take calls (like a doctor appointment). And then she forgets to turn it off. And since I'm picking her up at the airport, I need to know that she's made the different legs and is going to arrive in time. I tell her to text me when she's boarding and when she's arrived. She doesn't. I'm tracking her flight number and it says arriving on time and I go sit in the call lot waiting for her to tell me which door letter she's at after getting her luggage. Nothing. After 30 minutes after the flight landed, I try to call her and it goes to voicemail. I call my wife after an hour of waiting to come up so I can leave my car and have my wife take me to the terminal so I can look for her. She's not there. After 3 hours, we're still looking for her. My sister calls the airline and they finally track her to a different flight coming in 5 hours after the original arrived. Turns out she's got bumped to a later flight and never questioned why the flight number on her boarding pass was different than her itinerary, never wondered why she waited at the airport for 6 hours when her layover was only supposed to be 45 minutes, and never turned her airplane mode off the entire time in the airport to see that we were trying to find her. And didn't text me after she arrived. She just sat outside until I happened to drive thru looking for her and saw her. I asked why she didn't text or call and she looked surprised and looked at her phone and said, "Oh, it's still on airplane mode."
  4. It doesn't matter what the thermometer says. My wife has to kiss their forehead before she'll announce whether or not they are sick.
  5. They're also the only team to play Miami and not score a touchdown.
  6. I've been watching and not reading. Has aggy posted about how they would've beaten tOSU and the spokesman for Just for Men by 30 yet?
  7. I'm case nobody else found it, here's the updated roller coaster that was posted in our game thread:
  8. There's one in the game thread vs us at the end somewhere
  9. Damn! Ha! I was just thinking they need Taaffe to step in front of a pass.
  10. NSIAP At this point, just rename them Miami A&M.
  11. Was definitely surprised to see this. So, with all the talk about why he was fired instead of "mutual parting", I was thinking it might've gone down like this: Sark is looking at all areas that need fixing. One of those areas (and not the greatest need) is defense, especially vs Georgia. He finds out Boom is available and interested, which is definitely an upgrade. Calls in PK - who wasn't terrible but has some weaknesses - and tells him he's going to hire Boom as Co-DC with playcalling responsibilities and wants PK to stay as co-DC but step down to position coach, but gives PK the opportunity to voluntarily step down and announce he's leaving for other opportunities, family, health, whatever. But PK isn't interested in being #2 on defense, or isn't willing to walk away quietly, and basically tells Sark (or CDC), "Fuck you. If you want me gone, you'll have to fire me." And so he's been fired. Probably more plausible than anything performance related. Maybe slightly less probable than personality conflict.
  12. Here I am! [emoji8] Y'all can fuck anything up. If it wasn't Nicole, y'all would've fatwa'd her by now. Because she's right about one very specific thing: anything that doesn't fit the lockstep of the nutjob groupthink y'all tend to exhibit is immediately dogpiled and destroyed. Especially coming from the members that spent all that time bitching about Jimmy Kimmel being shut down. "Freedom of speech!" Remember that? But no, can't have dissent. And yes, some people just have stupid opinions, but if you can't debate without resorting to childish name-calling and profanity, then your just as useless as they are. Put them on ignore and move along. Or post the receipts about why your right so they look stupid when they ignore you. Then put them on ignore. So, I guess as the resident "DT bitch", please take your shit back to the CR shithole and let us get back to talking about how awesome Ahmed was. Thanks.
  13. Did it? I have an aunt whose wife is more anti-Trump than the entire CR combined and she actually admitted that she would rather die than accept help of it came from him.
  14. They could post a video of him curing cancer and some of y'all would rather die than take it.
  15. Not one time did i say anything in support of Trump, yet "guilt by association" for daring to question the authenticity of a photo in a linked news post (that someone else posted) and saying how is not going to move any needles. But I forgot this wasn't the "news" version of the topic to be talked about objectively and all of the CR nuts were going to freak out because I didn't use any of the words "orange", "pedo", "felon", "racist", "nazi" or whatever else y'all prefer. Oh, and to answer a question, "they" are obviously the ones who released a redacted version of a supposedly unrelated newspaper photo that doesn't have the dead pedo in it but apparently was in his possession so it's obviously proof. But then, the reason I stay out of CR is because of the tendency to kill the messenger rather than talk about the message, in this case the veracity of the photo and it's relevance. Happens all the time. Someone posts a link and everyone bitches for 10 pages about the host site and nobody talks about what was posted. Sorry for starting a fight during your Black Panther party.
  16. Still catching up, but... My 9yo daughter is walking around with a bottle of this right now. I asked for a sip to see and it tasted exactly how your would expect. Yuck!
  17. I went to those sites by clicking on stories linked to the sites. None showed anything but Trump, Bannon, and Woody Allen. They referenced all 19 with links in the stories, but the links kept sending me to weird places, including DropBox for some reason. The story I found on CNN just had the Trump pic and referenced a Clinton pic but didn't include it.
  18. If they had actual photos of a crime committed, they'd have it out there already. They're trying to go with the "guilt by association" angle, which will end up nowhere.
  19. The photo with Trump and the blacked out women's faces is supposedly from the 1996 Miss Universe in Las Vegas at a party after Trump took ownership of the pageant. The women were contestants, and all 18+. I've seen an unredacted photo but someone said they used AI to remove the boxes. No photos of anything illegal unless standing next to a criminal is illegal. If this is all they got, then they got nothing. Interesting that the major news sites aren't posting the Clinton photo.
  20. "City auditor"? Why does that sound like "city council member didn't get their kickback so someone was told to actually do their job"?
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.