My wife will be talking about one subject then suddenly mention something about a completely different subject without telling me she's switching subjects but sounds like it is part of the original subject. Does it all the time. Her: So I was talking to your mom yesterday and she said she wasn't feeling well last week. Me: Is she better now? Her: Yeah. And they're waiting for the biopsy results. Me: A biopsy? Do they think she has cancer? Her: What? Me: You said my mom had a biopsy done. Her: Oh! No, I meant on that show I'm watching. They think (main character) might have cancer. Me:
Tell her she needs to see if the door is strong enough to keep the dogs from accidentally getting out. Lock her in. Go have a beer or three. Come back later and ask if it held.
We're not watching women's sports because they're dominant over every other human on the planet. We're watching it because: 1 - we're a fan of the school and all its teams 2 - tits and ass 3 - one or more specific athletes are dominant when compared to other elite women and we want to see a world record 4 - tits and ass 5 - it's the only thing on TV 6 - tits and ass
We did 8 IUI's with 3 "you're pregnant" but 2 that failed before one finally stuck. He turns 10 in November. Wife was 34 at the time. First pregnancy was a blighted ovum - just stopped developing. 2nd never even got to the 1st ultrasound. 5 others that didn't work. Almost 2 years later - wife was 36 - we decided to just use the leftover ovulation test strips and not spend the money. Got pregnant on the first try. She turned 7 this past Feb.