Everything posted by McRib
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Jacking off to my Sark performance fantasy
This is the Sark fork in the road. Most people didn’t like the hire, 5-7 validated that belief. Perhaps it’s irrational, especially with the historical context provided by @closetojumping, but I see the off-season moves optimistically and hopeful for the future. More so, I want that ‘20 Bama offense for us and thus want Sark to win and to do so quickly. I’d be good with 8 wins, a cohesive D and big flashes on offense. Last point, which you covered, Sark seems to run a program structured more like a pro team. As we go full NIL, we’ll need someone that can manage our athletes effectively in a “pro” environment.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
I get the lack of confidence in Sark based off of last year and we have to see it on the field this fall, but dude either self assessed or actually listened to all you fucks. Some perspective. Brought in Ewers, changed up strength and conditioning, asked that the CB’s play tight coverage, DL’s play up field, developed a tight end, shut down any QB controversy, isn’t a douche. Oh and somehow recruited a Manning to Texas over bama/georgia. We might win 8.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Okay Mr. Bianco, why did you wait this long to tell Sark your announcement strategy?
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
2022 Fall Camp: If there isn’t grass on the field, you shouldn’t scrimmage
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
It’s so f’ing simple, what are we doing here wasting time discussing this. The team knows it, we know it, Sark knows it. Let’s go all in and have a fucking great fall.
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2023 Class Predictions & '22 Results
15 or so makes the most sense and then focus in on a large group of freshman/sophomores to burn up their 1 time portal to you, then fill gaps with 1 year portals as needed.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
this is what I’ve been waiting to see from ewers
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2022 RB Jaydon Blue
Agreed, but careful to keep such optimism here and away from the rest of the board.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
That’s the most positive Arch news I’ve heard, considering the source he probably commits to us next week.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
NLI and bags aside, the big issue for ‘23 is the lack of team identify. Ewers, X and Bijan are all names that resonate with the ‘23s, so it’s imperative an identity around them is manufactured until we see the product on the field this fall. While it’s early with winter conditioning, we should be seeing content from at least their individual social media accounts (combined 250k+ followers) showing the work.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Neyor doubt our new WR coach 📈
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
80” wingspan confirmed
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
No Georgia? Interesting omission considering a prominent ‘23 QB’s list
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
https://www.change.org/p/quinn-ewers-and-family-get-quinn-ewers-home-to-the-university-of-texas
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
You MFer’s did it, you fucking did it! Quote from Banks: “It feels good because I always say, ‘God do things for a reason,’ and I believe what happened with Oregon was for a reason, and it led me to Texas, which would help me take care of my family more as well.”
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. ou - 11am on ABC
Legendary X
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Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program- How YOU can help Texas with the NIL right now!
This should make a statement, nice work gents.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
State championship finals in Arlington...
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Urban Meyer or bust
Good times, wild to think this thread actually broke the Sark news weeks ago...and FCB
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
All in, fuck it
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Urban Meyer or bust
Let’s drink! It’s 5pm, i mean 4pm somewhere...
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Urban Meyer or bust
It’s happening, Meyer’s clearly need the money (iPhone 7!?) probably still uses a ViewSonic from 2005
- Urban Meyer or bust