Everything posted by ElChupacabra
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Thanks. I'm sorry about...whatever it is that happened to you.
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Fuck narrow feet having ass motherfuckers. Square toes are nice when you wear a 12E.
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DeMarvion Overshown: An Amazing Person On and Off The Field
Where the fuck can I get one of those pearl snaps?
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
In on page 69
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How big of a fan are you?
You really are old. I honestly can't remember the last time I saw a landline telephone before that last picture.
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How big of a fan are you?
1) Texas Longhorns Football 2) Oklahoma State Wrestling 3) Watch Texas Longhorns Baseball highlights on YouTube but I'm really not much of a baseball guy. Only reason I ever took any interest in the sport was due to Jomboy Media having some hilarious breakdowns on his YouTube channel. 4) That's about it.
- Texas Football Roster 2022 -- "Welcome To The Party Pal"
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Yeah, to pick up all the vodka and Gatorade he left in the office closet. It's becoming a distraction.
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Cam Newton Signs 1 Year Deal with Patriots
I think my company cleared $75,000 by end of January...
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Cam Newton Signs 1 Year Deal with Patriots
...and about $75,000,000...I'd take everything you just said for that amount.
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Fuckin' A right it is.
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Deserving of the death sentence.
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Fuck how could I forget about them. Okay, beat Oklahoma, Baylor, and Kansas. Now that's a plan for success.
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
What I'm about to say is incredibly aggy-like and I'm embarrassed that I'm even going to type this shit out but it is, unfortunately, the way I feel... I will honestly just be happy if we could beat OU and Baylor and make it to a measly bowl that means absolutely nothing. After last year, that would be an improvement and if we can't beat OU after they lose their entire coaching staff and a big chunk of their team then things do not bode well for our short or long-term future. Of course, if we do beat OU, it'll just be a "congrats you beat a shell of a team" type of thing but still.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Fuck anybody that talks shit on Allsup's burritos.
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
Shit no man. Fuck that.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He was hungry
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Phatterson
Gotta say, Gary looks good in the white duds. Surprisingly.
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Big Hits of the Past: Targeting or Not? Your Be the Ref!
Pretty sure it was antifreeze but point taken.
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Ewers in the portal
That thread will be delayed due to the aforementioned bean flicking over Herman and Strong running over it's allotted time. I'm here for the hot and fresh news. You got any of that?
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Ewers in the portal
Well, it's Sunday and nothing new. Maybe go back to the Herman/Strong bean flicking. That seemed to really be working.
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Ewers in the portal
I wish y'all would shut the fuck up about Strong and Herman. NEWS FLASH: Neither of them are employed by UT and likely never will be again. Fucking let it go. I came here to read about Ewers coming to Texas. Not to see you pussies carrying on about who was slightly shittier than the other or any of your bullshit thinly-veiled racist remarks. Seriously, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK. You bitches will sit around and flick your beans over two ex head coaches at UT and at the end of the day it won't make one single iota of a fuck where this program is headed.
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B12 championship game - Baylor vs OSU - 11am on ABC
Yeah, it's a glimmer of hope.
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B12 championship game - Baylor vs OSU - 11am on ABC
Lulz ball game
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B12 championship game - Baylor vs OSU - 11am on ABC
What the hell?