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Sarks Personal Bartender

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  1. Mahomes is on my fantasy team today. I simultaneously want him to keep and stop beating the fuck out of Las Vegas on Quinn’s announcement day.
  2. D’onte Foreman starting in Tennessee. Already has a TD. 🤘🏼
  3. There’s some highly productive WRs in the portal though. I think we get one or two of them. Washington and Dixon don’t scare anyone and Whittington can’t stay healthy. The most reliable second option are the RBs. I truly hope Wiley stays and gets more confident without Brewer stealing his reps, and shows Sanders/Davis/Helm that if you’re patient it’ll come (what the fuck ever happened to Liebrock?). We need at least two transfer WR and 3 rookies because right now that group is majorly depleted from transfers and a lack of Texas-level talent. Here’s to hoping we close strong there with some players wanting to catch passes from Ewers. As far as Stewart is concerned, if he hasn’t learned lessons from Dylan Wright (transferred), Demas (15 catches) or Hezekiah (bust), and Buckley (somehow still transferring to other schools), then he’s obviously trying to salvage his body for the NFL (if he makes it on raw talent alone). Maybe he can catch 20 passes a year over there, who knows. I hope he comes to his senses.
  4. If this comes into fruition, Herman’s parting gift was making our OL room so desolate by only getting Connor and Merrill a year ago, forcing Sark and Flood to drag their nuts across America.
  5. Quite the endorsement of the school he’s committed to.
  6. Am I the only one who doesn’t really want a 360-pound 18 year old? I could do without Williams.
  7. The fucking balls on Sark, man. Stuck to his guns and shot his fucking shot while everyone else decided to wait. This is huge!!
  8. I hope Hudson sticks around and tries his hand at slot.
  9. I love his size and versatility. I bet he becomes a Roschon type and a fan favorite.
  10. Thoughts and prayers for your heart jesus fuck
  11. Would be super hilarious if the dad answers and he’s all “yeah, he’s not home sorry” though.
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