Everything posted by Sarks Personal Bartender
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
“You can stop by my home but I’m going to Texas!” - Davy Ewers
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
There’s a DL we were on for a minute named Orange, too. Offer him Ewers money lfg edit goddamnit I need to stop quoting shit before I read the full thread
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Man, that Kittley dude sounds legit. It’s still Tech so I could still bet on him bombing, but that’s quite a fucking offense he ran.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Speak for yourself.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Girl, same.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Dammit HankHill posted it like four posts later lmfao. I didn’t realize I was 7 pages behind.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
This ugly motherfucker literally peddled sunflower seeds two posts later. But he can only do it on Twitter because he’s too fucking ugly to be an IG thot.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
I guess he just clicked the wrong link every time he went live with Derrick Brown and Justice Finkley.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I wonder if the reservoir is in the shape of a bonnet.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Yeah I asked the same thing when he committed to UT lmao.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
If Demas’ condoms catch incoming STD’s the way he catches balls, then they’ll only be 15% effective.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Eoghan Kerry to Colorado
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Here ya go, king. I’m a bit busy so can’t screen and upload but there’s some fun discussions in there. Surprisingly, aggy fans have been pretty sane about the whole thing - until Evan’s bag got brought up down thread, of course.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
There’s some bitches from Clemson and OU on Reddit.
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Lincoln Riley to USC
Oh I absolutely felt like deleting that dumb added unnecessary bit, but she’s not THAT good of a friend and I don’t care if she gets ridiculed for it. I agree with you 100% and I think Riley was smart as fuck to make this move.
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Lincoln Riley to USC
From a boomer FB friend (I don’t care enough to fact check): Nothing but facts: Clay Helton fired Sept 13th. Sept 19th the 1st of 7 recruiting visits to the state of California (7) I said October 23rd shut out first half in Kansas November 5th on bye week canceled film sessions with players and coaches. November 6th another trip to the LA area. November 8th the week of Baylor canceled practice for personal matter. November 13th first loss to baylor 27-14. November 25th first article and tweet of Riley to LSU November 26th Riley meets with media and coaches and says no he is not going to LSU. November 27th OSU wins bedlam. November 28th meets with team for 2 minutes total to say he loves them and he is leaving. November 29th AT 5AM Riley and 5 coaches are at airport and on the way to USC. This was not 12 hours on a whim this is a process that included planning and TANKING. Riley to USC happened September 14th.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Re: Red - Devin Duvernay was around that size, no? Granted, it took him 3 years and 2 head coaches to become a draft prospect, but I like that size in wide receivers who can run over people. But in high school? 😬
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Non-Texas Recruiting 2022
Oh shit he decommitted like 2 minutes after this post I’m a fucking fortune teller
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Non-Texas Recruiting 2022
Riley just pulled a scholarship from another WR. https://247sports.com/player/kevin-green-46076984/ Same school as our old target and All-Name candidate, CB Ephesians Prysock.
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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
Alright time to make up the 14 points Card cost us in literally 37 seconds.
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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
It needs to be said.
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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
Get rid of everybody except Bijan and Worthy. Literally everybody. Of course, since they’re our only good players, those are the only ones who are going to leave.
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Texas vs. Houston Baptist tonight at 8 PM at the FEC and on LHN
Holy shit the women won by 95 points.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I mean, at least it’s not fucking aggy.
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CWS Game 12: Texas vs. Mississippi State 6:55 CDT First Pitch
Cumbest lmfao