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Brisketexan

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  1. I suspect that what he’s saying is that girls, and the way the learn, are a better fit for the executional systems we’ve built. As my wife commented after observing the differences in experiences for our daughter vs our son, “the educational system and teachers are made for girls who sit and learn with their bright and shiny faces, not wiggly squirmy boys who learn kinesthetically.” She wasn’t wrong. So, I think Twice is on to something. When we leveled things and opened up the educational world to females, they did better than boys because they were a better match for the systems. Again, not an ironclad rule, but a generality that I suspect is right.
  2. Obviously, his buns have no seeds.
  3. To be fair, the irony level of a modern American "Christian" wanting to turn what may well be a murder and rape-a-torium into a "Christian retreat" is......0.0. It fits perfectly, actually. A more perfect intersection of values is impossible to achieve.
  4. Hey...how'd you get an advance copy of the course catalog?
  5. The same folks who ranted against "PC culture!" and "snowflakes need their safe space!"....are LITERALLY making it fucking UNIVERSITY POLICY that students can't be subjected to "unnecessarily controversial" information. Biggest. Bunch. Of snowflake pussies. The world has ever seen. And of course, you know that policy will be a pretext for quashing anything that even sniffs of being associated with human decency, empathy, or anything close to "the political left." But a course on "Why Charlie Kirk is Actually the Second-Coming of Christ" will fly right through.
  6. ....and argue with an actual dr. about Grok's advice to treat their congestive heart failure with ivermectin.
  7. These were Arby's glory days, and I will brook no dissent:
  8. I mean, it's the Onion. But...is it?
  9. When you're about to get just 1% as fucked as all those minors you raped.
  10. A glimpse into future regents' guidance: "Unnecessarily controversial topics": The existence of slavery in American history Jim Crow happened Women didn't have the right to vote The Tulsa massacre Lynchings. Any of them. Violent repression of the civil rights movement was a thing. "NOT unnecessarily controversial topics": Charlie Kirk: America's Christ Why Donald Trump is right about tariffs and literally everyone else is a stupid libtard Donald Trump: greatest president ever, or super-greatest president ever? White people: a study of the people who did every single thing that made America great, and never did anything even remotely questionable Why women should not work outside the home: a seminar (open only to male students) How dirty mexicans infect our soil
  11. Hey Christians, fuck your shit. The irony of this timeline being driven by "Christians" voting for someone who checks most all of the "antichrist" boxes is....chef's kiss.
  12. Republicans: We'Re FiSCaL ConSErvaTiVeS!
  13. My dudes. The entire US treasury is just Donald Trump's personal slush fund. And he has total and complete immunity for it. You need to understand that he could wire $1 trillion in US funds to an offshore account, and both the Republican Congress and the Roberts court would be all Zero exaggeration or hyperbole here, I'm not kidding in the least. He has no impediments on his ability to loot the treasury for personal profit, and he's showing that off on the regular.
  14. Sorry. My best opinions are about early 90's hit series Quantum Leap. That Scott Bakula has a real screen presence. Oh boy!
  15. I'm guessing that took about 57 takes, wherein the director said repeatedly"ok.....just stop saying "BRO!" every 10th word. Let's try it again."
  16. Well, good news. We don't HAVE any allies anymore!* * 'cept Russia, of course. And we aren't doing it to them. We're doing it FOR them.
  17. GOOD NEWS! We are doing all we can to lurch back AT LEAST 150 years, in record time? "Go back in time 150 years in just one year!" Man, that's an offer you just can't refuse!
  18. Brisketexan replied to a post in a topic in Cloak Room
    Man. In these times, I no longer have two cents. Would you accept a Trumpcoin?
  19. It makes sense when you decide to create an honest ranking of "Of even semi-legit countries, which are the shitholest?"....and realize that the US has vaulted to the top. If we had a smaller GDP and no aircraft carriers or nukes, nobody on earth would even waste time engaging with us. And all of those things (wealth and power) are trailing indicators, accumulated when we WERE a legitimate country. They will decline and decay, and we won't even have a fate as kind as the UK (another former empire), because the UK at least retained its legitimacy as a nation state as its empire fell away. Our empire is falling away because we took our legitimacy out back and shot it like Kristi Noem's dog.
  20. Just continuously higher tech versions of
  21. Yep. And I gotta tell ya, "Brisketexan's Grave-Shitting Tour Service" appreciates the fact that he's buried in the Texas State Cemetery. That may be the first stop* on our grave-shitting extravaganza, transportation provided, for the low low price of $299.99! * Well, the FIRST stop is at a Taco Bell, where a curated selection of "items most likely to make you shit copious amounts" will be provided to you. Meal included in the tour price!
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