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Lou_Sassle

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Everything posted by Lou_Sassle

  1. Why not? We play much better at home.
  2. Great... now I need a new couch. There's a hole in mine where my asshole was biting it on that last drive.... yes I know, username does not check out.
  3. Fucking finally got a lucky break!
  4. So the last 2 games we have 62 points in the first half and fucking 6 in the second...
  5. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THEY FUCKING TACKLE FUCKING MARTINEZ!?
  6. Awfully optimistic of you to think they go 5-7
  7. No... but I've lived the cautionary tale of syphilis....
  8. Counterpoint Herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, crabs, herpes, herpes, syphilis..... with that being said... Would, would, would, would, would, would, would
  9. Just based off that rack of hers....I can't say that I blame you.
  10. RGBlll and Longhornlove, sittin in a tree, K I S S I N G!
  11. You say that like we can score a fucking td
  12. Just absolutely piss fucking poor
  13. D stepped the fuck up there. They'll probably need to do it once or twice more.
  14. At least the Astros are winning...
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