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Zhorn96

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  1. Not Jesus Ferreira? Ricardo Pepi? I’m calling bullshit
  2. So… you want us to follow the Aggie plan of portal recruiting. Got it
  3. A significant portion of Oregons 2nd and 3rd string D has portaled. A large number of them are headed for Berkeley
  4. How much credit does the basketball team get for pulling off the road win with Cam in attendance?!?!?
  5. A year at Panhandle State to get good game tape and a payout in '27 would be the play I would suspect
  6. On3 predicting Uluave to Michigan. Haven’t heard a word on the Cal side
  7. They did already…
  8. he is at Michigan today, Texas visit yesterday or day before I think
  9. Helobius gets a bad rap on here. Did you know that all Polynesians are Mormons? Helobius educated us all on that yesterday. I, for one, am thankful for his contributions
  10. Confirmed AI Overview No, owning a monkey in Oregon is generally illegal for private citizens, as they are classified as prohibited exotic animals, but limited exceptions exist for those with specific, pre-existing permits or approved facilities under strict Oregon Department of Agriculture (ODA) regulations, requiring extensive qualifications and approved housing, though apes (chimps, gorillas, etc.) have a near-total ban since 2010, with exceptions only for pre-existing possessors with permits
  11. lulz. you've said a lot of dumb shit over the years but this is a whole new level of special. Well done, sir, well done
  12. yeahhhhhh, not sure he was still porking that even back in the 90s. When I was in school, I worked as a valet downtown at restaurants. Dell would roll up in his Porche with a different chick every time. Always tipped us $1 too, the cheap motherfucker. So we started parking his car as far away as possible since we knew we were getting the same $1 tip every time
  13. Agree, I think he is a potential #1 pick in a couple years. Cal is going all in on having Poly coaches, keeping Rolovich as QB coach with his Hawaiian background and recruiting heavily from Hawaii (I want to say 6-7 current players are from there) is not hurting. Plus they are making him the centerpiece of the team. They promised him that if he stayed, they would get him all the players on offense. So far a top WR, TE. An RB with a high potential OL and rumors of 2 more top end WRs, another RB and some good OL pieces to come. He threw for 3k this year with absolute dogshit around him. The Cal WRs dropped, literally, 10 TDs this past season. Outside of JKS,DeJesus and to a lesser degree, Raphael, they fucking sucked on O. Cal is going all in on avoiding relegation to the G6. They had $20m roll in within 24 hours of Lupoi getting announced and more money has come since then. And there is other behind the scenes stuff brewing that I will believe when I see it announced. I expect them to have a monster portal class and potentially contend for an ACC title next year. Shit got real in Berkeley…
  14. Because he likes the school, they are paying him big money, and are spending big to put offensive weapons around him?
  15. Mohammad just committed to Cal
  16. pffft, Uluave would be a significant upgrade over Lefau. Is he better than the Wisconsin dude? Who knows
  17. a fair question. And I could be wrong, of course
  18. Rumor on Uluave is its a Cal vs BYU battle. UCLA thought they had a chance but that seems to have receded. He is from Utah so I suppose that would be the draw. Dont think he is Mormon though
  19. Bear Insider is the primary board that gets traffic. Write for California is also pretty heavy traffic. Rivals and 247 boards are virtual ghost towns
  20. Is that the name of a 2 star LB from the valley that Helo is convinced Texas should sign?
  21. Uluave had already verbally recommitted to Cal but it sounds like multiple money whip offers have come in and his agent wants to use this to up Cal’s offer (which will happen). I’d be mildly surprised if he leaves Cal but anything is possible. If he does come to Texas, he is a massive upgrade on Lifau
  22. His current ask is $1m for next season. Cal has him on a visit already but I would be surprised if they pay that. They need a whole new starting defense, some rbs, a bunch of WRs and a couple of starting tackles. Cal has significant money this year but they have to spread it around some.
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