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Zhorn96

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Everything posted by Zhorn96

  1. HOW IS THIS NOT A FONG BOMB?!?
  2. Hardest thing about Furdie undergrad is getting in....ahhhh, dammit
  3. Jesus Christ, its like I stumbled onto a Cal message board. Dick measuring over academic prowess between schools that aren't Texas for the win, I guess
  4. Looks like a baby took a shit on that plate
  5. Someone tell FrecklesDad to take that shit to CR
  6. His huge cock, duh. He told us he had one so it must be true
  7. The wife and I are discussing this as well. In Austin currently and bought acreage on top of a hill a couple years back out by Stonewall/Fredericksburg. We love the area but July and August fucking suck. We're thinking when the heat hits we take the dogs and go somewhere in the northwest, we loved Whidbey Island north of Seattle, that might end up being our Summer home with the Texas wine country being home the rest of the year
  8. Beryl you fat cunt. I live a couple miles east of i35 in Austin and we won’t see a drop of rain
  9. Lulz, going from Danville CA to Collie Station will be an interesting cultural adjustment
  10. The power of KBake has been revealed! Or not, he might just like Austin better than Lubbock
  11. I stopped watching at "The most trusted name in recruiting." That's 4 seconds of my life that I wont get back
  12. I smell the stench of a banhammer coming. Aggies2009 is GONE
  13. His name is “Pussy Slayer”
  14. If your handle was closetojumpingez, you’d be a 5 star poster in his eyes no matter your vitriol
  15. my reaction to Kurt news. Fuck you, Kurt
  16. are these rankings IN Houston? Or are they OUTSIDE Houston?
  17. His #1 is pretty strong though. That said, overall, not a strong representation for UT. A couple John Belushi reaction shots in there
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