Everything posted by Grande Mart
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Pac 12 Championship - Oregon v Washington 7pm ABC
And Texas as the 4 seed vs Georgia gives us a SEC preview.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Austin's all gone to shit since they changed the name from Waterloo
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I remember when Troy Aikman got drafted by a shitty team
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Texas vs oSu - Big XII Championship - Pre-game Chatter
Is this before or after he whips out his dick and slaps him across the forehead with it?
- tOSU @ Michigan
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tOSU @ Michigan
No the first one was ohio state's last
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tOSU @ Michigan
This has 31-30 Ohio State written all over it
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tOSU @ Michigan
MIchigan knifing that butter
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tOSU @ Michigan
Wher's Sauvion Redcat when you need it
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tOSU @ Michigan
Gus Johnson is gonna die of a heart attack on air one day because no one is gonna realize he's having one until too late because he's just gonna seem like his normal self
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Dallas Cowboys vs Washington
If you ever find yourself getting a little "overstimulated", picturing Dolly in her Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit helps to tame down the ardor a bit.
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12-1 FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
you forgot "STD spreading"
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Sorry about that dude
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12-1 FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
And think about all those times we wnt for it on 4th instead of kicking the easy (especially for Bert) field goal
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2023 Other Games Thread
Don't give a fuck about mizzou but always gotta enjoy watching piggie eat shit
- Texas vs tceh - 6:30pm on ABC
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Elderly DKR Drop Off - Non ADA?
How does she look in a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader outfit?
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JFK Assassination 60 years ago today. Where were you?
Behind the picket fence on the grassy knoll
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Longhorn Network
It doesn't, or at least, not if you don't have a subscription through a provider that carries LHN
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Longhorn Network
Yeah, for me, I don't have LHN, but have ESPN+. I live in Portland and decided it was more important to me to have a provider that showed blazers games, which are on ROOT sports, and doesn't, or at least didn't at the time I looked, overlap with any providers that have LHN. I knew I could just do whatever I needed to do to stream the one LHN longhorn football game per year. However, It's been pretty annoying that I could watch a bunch of other schools' baseball games on ESPN +, but not Longhorn games since they were exclusive to LHN. Same for volleyball and soccer. I'm hopeful that most of the content that used to be only on LHN will be on ESPN + going forward if not on SEC network. I actually think that could increase exposure a bit outside of the state of Texas. It will be interesting to see how it all shakes out, but I will not miss LHN except for the awesome Texas centric production and former player commentators (not Galindo, of course)
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Fuck Brett Yormark
They should definitely bring him out and announce him on the field like they are going to honor him, just to let him hear the chorus of boos from 100,000 people hating his sorry ass.
- Week 12, 2023; Texas Tech at Texas
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Fuck Big 12 refs
Fox really wanted the upset, they had created so many graphics showcasing every time Iowa state upset someone in the history of the universe and they really did not want them to go to waste.
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The Home Stretch - Big 12 Championship Scenarios
For the Big 12 Office, this is the concern, working overtime trying to find ways to reinterpret the rules to not allow this to happen.
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12-1 FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
Statesman says we’re in. So most likely we are out. http://Check out this article from Austin American-Statesman: Fit to be tied? Nah: Texas Longhorns can make the Big 12 title game with a win on Saturday https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/college/longhorns/football/2023/11/17/texas-longhorns-football-can-claim-spot-big-12-championship-game-vs-iowa-state-saturday/71623714007/