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Grande Mart

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  1. And Texas as the 4 seed vs Georgia gives us a SEC preview.
  2. Austin's all gone to shit since they changed the name from Waterloo
  3. I remember when Troy Aikman got drafted by a shitty team
  4. Is this before or after he whips out his dick and slaps him across the forehead with it?
  5. No couch is safe
  6. No the first one was ohio state's last
  7. This has 31-30 Ohio State written all over it
  8. MIchigan knifing that butter
  9. Wher's Sauvion Redcat when you need it
  10. Gus Johnson is gonna die of a heart attack on air one day because no one is gonna realize he's having one until too late because he's just gonna seem like his normal self
  11. If you ever find yourself getting a little "overstimulated", picturing Dolly in her Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit helps to tame down the ardor a bit.
  12. Sorry about that dude
  13. And think about all those times we wnt for it on 4th instead of kicking the easy (especially for Bert) field goal
  14. Don't give a fuck about mizzou but always gotta enjoy watching piggie eat shit
  15. This makes The Killers song "The Man" start going through my head
  16. How does she look in a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader outfit?
  17. Behind the picket fence on the grassy knoll
  18. Grande Mart replied to TXs's topic in Football
    It doesn't, or at least, not if you don't have a subscription through a provider that carries LHN
  19. Grande Mart replied to TXs's topic in Football
    Yeah, for me, I don't have LHN, but have ESPN+. I live in Portland and decided it was more important to me to have a provider that showed blazers games, which are on ROOT sports, and doesn't, or at least didn't at the time I looked, overlap with any providers that have LHN. I knew I could just do whatever I needed to do to stream the one LHN longhorn football game per year. However, It's been pretty annoying that I could watch a bunch of other schools' baseball games on ESPN +, but not Longhorn games since they were exclusive to LHN. Same for volleyball and soccer. I'm hopeful that most of the content that used to be only on LHN will be on ESPN + going forward if not on SEC network. I actually think that could increase exposure a bit outside of the state of Texas. It will be interesting to see how it all shakes out, but I will not miss LHN except for the awesome Texas centric production and former player commentators (not Galindo, of course)
  20. They should definitely bring him out and announce him on the field like they are going to honor him, just to let him hear the chorus of boos from 100,000 people hating his sorry ass.
  21. Not that it will probably matter if it comes down to us and Oregon for the 4th playoff spot, since the committee will probably ignore this fact, but tech is a common opponent, so it would behoove us to beat the shit out of them since it was a close game between them and Oregon.
  22. Fox really wanted the upset, they had created so many graphics showcasing every time Iowa state upset someone in the history of the universe and they really did not want them to go to waste.
  23. For the Big 12 Office, this is the concern, working overtime trying to find ways to reinterpret the rules to not allow this to happen.
  24. Statesman says we’re in. So most likely we are out. http://Check out this article from Austin American-Statesman: Fit to be tied? Nah: Texas Longhorns can make the Big 12 title game with a win on Saturday https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/college/longhorns/football/2023/11/17/texas-longhorns-football-can-claim-spot-big-12-championship-game-vs-iowa-state-saturday/71623714007/
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