Everything posted by Grande Mart
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Rando Bowl Appreciation Thread..lawn equipment, chips, tires (doing tire things), mufflers, fast food places galore
That was one of the funniest things I've seen all day when they obviously missed that his knee was down and just kept digging down deeper
- #2 Texas vs #17 Illinois 6pm on ESPN - Game Day!
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Kansas vs ksu. Sunflower state showdown
Can't wait until Brando starts talking about Jay Mohr
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Make a kid walk .5 mile home = child endangerment. We have lost our fucking minds.
I walked .9 miles home from Oak Dale Elementary. 0.7 if we risked going down the alley with the scary dog
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I think Worthy must’ve fucked his girl. The solution is for him to wear women’s undergarments under his uniform
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Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN
I bet he doesn't get Renee Zellweger and Jay (Chris) Mohr confused
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Tim Brando sounds like someone shot his dog in front of him.
Someone photoshop a face of "Chris" Mohr onto Renee Zellweger's body
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Tim Brando sounds like someone shot his dog in front of him.
Tim Brando jacks off to a poster of Jay Mohr in his bedroom
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Texas vs. West Virginia - 6:30pm on FS1
Jay Mohr is gonna be my new guess on everything
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Texas vs. West Virginia - 6:30pm on FS1
I'm still giggling uncontrollably about Chris Mohr
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The James Webb Space Telescope Thread
Imagine how many people out there right now are fuckin' man. Just goin' at it.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Lol, I think they pretty much did the opposite of succeeding
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Might want to mention that Claude is about 20 miles downwind of Pantex when that North wind kicks in.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
You just summed up this war perfectly
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K-State at Texas -- LHN 7:30pm CT -- Tues Jan. 18th
Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
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Cowboys vs 49ers: Wild Card Round
After many years of discussion with my therapist, I have come to realize it was Grimace's fault
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Cowboys vs 49ers: Wild Card Round
Me too, I was six years old and had learned to love the Cowboys that season. I had gotten a bunch of Cowboys stuff for Christmas that year and was pumped. Some dumbass kid invited me to a birthday party at McDonald's during the game and my mom made me go. I set up all my Cowboys stuff on the couch to watch the game for me. We heard the catch on the radio driving home from the party and I got home to find some of my stuff had been knocked off the couch by the dog. I blamed myself. It was traumatic.
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Cool photo of DKR on Thanksgiving Day in 1940
That was a little more than a year before Pearl Harbor. Lots of people in that pic were not long away from service in WWII. Gave even more meaning to Texas Memorial Stadium.
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OU vs Nebraska 11:00am Fox
dumbass sooner, shoulda let it go out of bounds
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OU vs Nebraska 11:00am Fox
Ha ha, dumbass sooner. shoulda just knocked it down.
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Steve Sarkisian rolled over
This was one of the things that pissed me off the most last night. Some fucker hits the QB way after the whistle and our line was too scared of them to do shit about it.
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North Carolina @ Va Tech - 5 pm central - ESPN
I'm a Caprock Longhorn, so I think Sandies blow
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It's Friday, you assholes . . .
From his sister's house - FIGHT!!!!!
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It's Friday, you assholes . . .
From Tigard, Oregon TEXAS!
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Realignment talk not going away
But a 40 oz from Grande Mart for $1.83 in a paper sack always tasted so sweet