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oldalum

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  1. seems like some wrs have been doing that allegedly
  2. why the fuck would they undo the divorce. that would be grounds to keep your money. surly lawyers ?
  3. yeah but in this portal you pay half your net worth to the portalling playa. Steve broke his own rule, once you hit the portal you dont come back. feel sad for the man, unless that is his kink.
  4. may as well get Kendall, at least he was a ut letterman.
  5. jeff lebby the sooner meathead ? that aint royal.
  6. if we are ever gonna be a powerhouse again, that glad handling smiley shit needs to be the gms job; not the coaches anymore. do you want your pilot focus on flying or communicating with someone who is having flying anxiety. thats one of the things the flight attendants are taking care of. If your pilots were running to the back of the plane for every little Karen and Kevin, even if only for first class passengers ( to complete the analogy); we would have a lot more crashes.
  7. its not my fear, I am just trying to think from Sarks perspective. it will put the guru in stark contrast that it was always him. I think Arch has benefitted a whole lot from his last name. Maybe a 3 star if not manning and all the discussions about him being from a small private school.
  8. cfb is nothing but a good old boys club. he wont fail here, so lets hire him.
  9. Sark does, what if Arch portal and lights up somewhere else. Womp Womp.
  10. u r wrong. Its Wingo's feet that have a negative charge. That or Stormy Daniels
  11. the eyes see, but the mind doesnt want to believe. with the constant knob schlobbing by media of offensive genius, qb whisperer. its 2019/20 at bama the rest of the resume is very meh. yes the issue at usc is not strictly football but you get a 200k/year body guard who smashes your drinks when you have had too much, cos its gonna cost you millions and did.
  12. give the headcoach 15M/year, yearly renewal. its cheaper in the long run. especially for deep pockets like us. If recruiting is now about the best paid players, then get the best coach in, no need for schmoozers like Mack anymore. money whip who you want as far as recruiting is concerned. its not like there is a salary cap in cfb.
  13. 2 #1 rated quarterbacks out of school becoming ho-hum and holee fuck. either all the recruiting services and talent evaluators are circle jerking each other; cfb and nfl is a bunch of retreads, or we have a problem with our oc/qb coach.
  14. something something, about definition of madness.
  15. well Armenia is in asia, maybe Sark is the Tiger Coach
  16. wont suck bmd dick, would he ? thats a job requirement #1 at texas.
  17. I hope to God that Mack is not roaming the halls
  18. dont piss me on me, Taffe, and tell me its raining.
  19. Halloween is still 13 days away, Bill Little
  20. because our BMDs WAGs dont blow them, the coaches have to do that.
  21. clapper, no-cluer, coker (allegedly), squatter. quarter century of texas football.
  22. unless he gets a vince and a colt. I never expected mack to last till 2013 after the red river butt rapings. maybe cdc would be quicker on the trigger than deloss.
  23. he never gave us the full quote. all gas no brakes, but first gear.
  24. I hate it, that you are correct, but you are. I haz the sadz.
  25. well bench him unless he is forking over a share of his nil for every game he starts. a low performer drags everyone in the team down, but the qb position is so pivotal
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