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IDIOTsavant

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Everything posted by IDIOTsavant

  1. Now that we’ve hit bottom it’s time to bring out the shovels…
  2. I really appreciate Dabo shouting “I’m a whiny cunt” to the world, so everyone gets the message instead of just those that pay attention.
  3. That’s an unfortunate nickname for someone that played in the 80s.
  4. Sir, this is Surly. If anyone here has a belt they’ve worn for two years without having to upsize, that is the equivalent of a championship belt.
  5. The Cane’s shit will fly, but when it comes to crawfish….
  6. Wait. Is assblood thicker than asswater? And if so, does that make it elite? *My summary of the last dozen pages or so.
  7. Although at least Uncle Rico could hit a moving target.
  8. Except Togai
  9. Turnovers in scoring position aren’t enough. Go score defense.
  10. Cool that reframes my perception. When people tell you who they are, listen. Cunt.
  11. I like you, Hank, but coming into a team thread to troll someone you know is overly emotional while he’s watching this shit is a cunt move.
  12. Yes, because usually the first shit burger means you don’t get to eat a second.
  13. Can we just punt on first down every time? I feel like the defense gives us our best opportunity to score.
  14. Don’t let him on the plane back to Houston. A arsonist will take care of his house.
  15. Yeah, we don’t need to kick to Marcus Jones. Besides the fact that he’s really good, I don’t think this town can psychologically recover if a UH guy makes a game breaking play against us.
  16. Winning one doesn’t necessarily make one an elite coach (see Chizik, Gene), but not winning does mean you won’t be considered elite. If you could be considered an elite coach without winning one, more people would recognize Bill Snyder as an all time great. Instead, recent lists revolve around Saban, Meyer, and Smart when Snyder was every bit the coach they were. He’s well regarded, but time won’t remember him as elite.
  17. Have you figured out if your dick is an asset or a liability yet?
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