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IDIOTsavant

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Everything posted by IDIOTsavant

  1. I recently listened to a TED Talk by @NeverMarryAStripper.
  2. If this board was a woman, dating it would just be constant fights and the best sex of your life until that day you wake up with your car on fire and your dick super glued to your stomach…
  3. Fuck, it’s 20 years old now, but I don’t know a whole lot of people that have seen this one. I thought it was funny as hell.
  4. Hadn’t taken the time to look that closely. Thanks….
  5. There’s a fairly substantial part of this board that can’t see their feet standing in their living rooms, sir.
  6. Depends on who’s swinging the hammer…
  7. Hook’em, Richard! Hey Lanning,
  8. I personally say we just keep that train on the tracks….
  9. You’ve just convinced me that there’s a 100% chance Mack posts here.
  10. Mack was such a petty bitch…trying to prevent future coaches from having 30-40 potential legacies a year.
  11. Hook’em, Vodney!
  12. Here? *Looked it up, and Wilford Brimley was 49 when they fucking made that movie….I’m gonna go sob in a corner somewhere.
  13. What are you looking for? Also, there’s an old thread in Food & Travel with people bouncing options around last seasons game.
  14. This is how I imagine you trying to navigate Surly and our constant 14 year old ā€œyour momā€ jokes while also being 14 years old yourself at heart (as you should to be here).
  15. I’m just imagining it as the John Deere version of our Lamborghini set up.
  16. This is brilliant. Now he can’t be sued for telling those recruits that ā€œI can guarantee I can get you to the combine.ā€
  17. https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/jason-peters-3.html
  18. Most of us like a lot of the other posters here too. If it was a dealbreaker for most of the folks on this site, there’d be a whole lot of:
  19. I’m worth three and a half million dollars that the government knows about.
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