Everything posted by hook me
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$9.95 worth every penny
247 used to be halfway decent until the Scout crew came over & brought their legions of morons. The idiots from 247 mingled with the morons from Scout & that place is a complete dumpster fire now. Combine that with replacing Burton w/ FCB & it's just miserable. Glad I got out when I did, wish I wouldn't have stayed as long as I did.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I think we used to be the Super Bowl for every non-blue blood school when we were rolling & for a few years afterwards. At present, it feels more like we're the rich snobby kid that everyone really enjoys beating up every chance they get either because of perceived (or real) arrogance, not recruiting their players, "hate us cause they ain't us", or whatever other reason. I'd love to get back to the point that the target is on our backs because of how consistently dominant we are.
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Game Week: Baylor
Sounds like we've gained some ground on them the last few years.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
That's ~$1140/hr even in his sleep. I'd move to BCS for a year for that & then GTFO & blow it all trying to forget that armpit
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
A Pac12 assistant who said his previous HC wasn't heavily involved in recruiting & saw himself as only some sort of closer? Hmmmm... my money is on Naivar.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
You assume he wouldn't want to take a gander between his spread legs & see his smiling face smiling right back at himself as he disgraces the University mirror you love so much.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Not getting shat upon by fat Pat & actually winning in Ft. Worth (cue the "& it could have been worse cries") are already signs of progress. I know some of y'all on here are geriatrics & are really wanting to win this season before you become senile & don't know your left hand from the color spaghetti or take the long dirt nap, but I'm just approaching middle-age so if we can keep this sort of baby step progress going I may very well see another conference championship while I still have the mental capacity to remember & enjoy it & tell my grandkids about the dark ages of Longhorn football while they're making fun of me for not understanding how to use my iPhone 40. The 2051 season is looking bright, just keep laying the bricks!- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Excuse me sir, this is the geography thread. Geology is for nerds.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Unpossible because he couldn't make it to aggy/bama because he's riding around on a rascal or something.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It's almost as if aggy has oversold the aura of Kyle Field like they have every other aspect of their shitty university.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
EDIT: NM. years are hard- Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Asking why an aggy does something stupid/weird/cultish/insufferable/etc. is like asking why my 4 y/o puts an Easter basket on her head that supposedly gives her superpowers. No need to ask, they're aggys, stupid is what they excel at.- Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
- Realignment talk not going away
So can we go back to hating OUsux now or do we still have to act like we like them until the buyout is figured out or, worse, until we actually join the SEC?- Realignment talk not going away
I hail from a city that is home to one of the left behind schools. I hate the potential negative impact this move will have on this city and area. These schools aren't worthless, they're just not worth as much as they think they are, & usually not even close to what they think they are. They've been attached to UT & OU so long that they've acquired a false sense of worth that would rival aggy if they were compared side by side. OSU is the 3rd best option of the left behind and they're not worth what the Pac 12 is distributing. Add to that the fact that OSU will make the Pac 12 uneven & they'll need to add another school and that makes the dilution even worse. Don't worry though, the Pac 12 has terrible leadership so there's no telling what they'll do & whatever school you're hoping will backdoor its way into a P4 conference certainly has a chance.- Realignment talk not going away
Right, so overpay for OSU and get into the Central Time Zone. Thanks for supporting my argument.- Realignment talk not going away
KU basketball has a good argument for a P4 invite. Maybe you could reason that WVU with it's rivalries vs. PITT & VT along with basketball being relevant & football being somewhat relevant also has a decent argument for an ACC invite. The rest do not. With Beard gone the rest of the teams offer nothing in terms of sustained success, fan support, or intrigue to even approach a P4 invite. The only hope any of the rest have is based on the Pac12 being so desperate to get into the Central Time Zone that they overpay OSU &/or TTU. That's it. You can hope & pray that the Pac12 invite comes (good luck considering that's the only other conference that rivals the Big 12 in terms of shitty leadership) or you can join the AAC & look to re-negotiate their TV deal with ESPN & hope to get enough money to make you feel good about yourself.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Truer words have never been spoken- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Has anyone commented on how much this graphic sucks? It’s cluttered, the fucking water tower trying to resemble the leaning tower of pisa is dumb as fuck, no clue what building that’s supposed to be that the purple cabbage and cauliflower are trying to take over, & they’re celebrating their NY6 win by obscuring it to the point that it looks like a bunch of grapes. Im not saying that UT’s is a work of art that has a spot at the Lourve waiting on it, but damn this thing is boring, terrible, & generally just dumb as shit.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I created an account after months of lurking in the shadows just to rep & confirm this post. Damn you, RGIII for making me do that, but this & your other post were worth it. Fuck that guy & the tens of other insufferable posters on that miserable site now. FCB & his sycophants have ruined that place in record time. Okay, back to the shadows. Happy Hullaby day fellow miscreants. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
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