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ABSR

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Everything posted by ABSR

  1. Common clay of the new West! So does the bonfire memorial.
  2. Fucking Dutch!
  3. This just means the bribe cleared escrow.
  4. Iran wants to do the same Rope-A-Dope that Putin does with Trump to delay any possible US military action.
  5. Fingers crossed!
  6. Not on my bingo card, well ever, but damn if I don’t feel I need to give it at least a 2% chance. Worst timeline ever.
  7. People wanted George Washington as the new US king, but he refused. It’s just what people know as the traditional structure, they just want someone in the role who is not a complete turd. Hard to know or find that person. Imagine our history is Washington decided to become king? We as Americans have had 200+ years of thinking our way is right, but what other people have known as “normal” is much different around the globe. When we assume they expect and think like us we are often surprised.
  8. ABSR replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Says who?
  9. A battery powered household device that can change speed and motion. Close enough.
  10. ABSR replied to Parliament's topic in Lulz
    At least not the female kind.
  11. ABSR replied to Brisketexan's topic in Daily Texan
    My Christmas bookend movies are It’s A Wonderful Life and Christmas Vacation. These threads do the same. So she watched Bands of Brothers and determined that indifference was the key to victory.
  12. I’m not wasting the good brisket paper on people as inconsequential as family.
  13. Those are the only bodies the Russians go into the field to retrieve.
  14. No one here has said this but she was tripped. You can see another woman (The hero we need) do it and walk away.
  15. And they get to play the same soft SEC schedule they had this ….. oh.
  16. At least they had cotton balls to dry their tears.
  17. So he stole three briskets?
  18. Meat judging fan … obviously.
  19. Well that’s why I do it! Same as everyone else.
  20. Now, now, now. I am sure Oklahoma would fully support this.
  21. ABSR replied to tokamak's topic in Lulz
    Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Brickhorn, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Shitty Takes Lane with all the other stupid people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
  22. This is an Onion article, right? They have gone down hill, now totally unbelievable.
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