Everything posted by ABSR
-
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Common clay of the new West! So does the bonfire memorial.
-
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Fucking Dutch!
-
What's happening in Iran?
This just means the bribe cleared escrow.
-
What's happening in Iran?
Iran wants to do the same Rope-A-Dope that Putin does with Trump to delay any possible US military action.
-
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Fingers crossed!
-
Things not going well in Venezuela
Not on my bingo card, well ever, but damn if I don’t feel I need to give it at least a 2% chance. Worst timeline ever.
-
What's happening in Iran?
People wanted George Washington as the new US king, but he refused. It’s just what people know as the traditional structure, they just want someone in the role who is not a complete turd. Hard to know or find that person. Imagine our history is Washington decided to become king? We as Americans have had 200+ years of thinking our way is right, but what other people have known as “normal” is much different around the globe. When we assume they expect and think like us we are often surprised.
- Texas Roster 2026
-
Slutcon (Apropos of Incels, White Male Millennials, Gen Z Nihilism, #MeToo, and Declining Birth Rates)
Slut by Slut West?
-
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
A battery powered household device that can change speed and motion. Close enough.
- 2025 Christmas
-
Christmas 2025
My Christmas bookend movies are It’s A Wonderful Life and Christmas Vacation. These threads do the same. So she watched Bands of Brothers and determined that indifference was the key to victory.
-
Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Fixed it.
-
Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
I’m not wasting the good brisket paper on people as inconsequential as family.
-
Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Those are the only bodies the Russians go into the field to retrieve.
-
This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
No one here has said this but she was tripped. You can see another woman (The hero we need) do it and walk away.
-
Tell Me About Texas a&m
And they get to play the same soft SEC schedule they had this ….. oh.
-
Tell Me About Texas a&m
At least they had cotton balls to dry their tears.
-
Post a pic that makes you lol
So he stole three briskets?
-
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Meat judging fan … obviously.
-
Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Fixed it.
-
Someone get them some Sharpies
Well that’s why I do it! Same as everyone else.
-
BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
Now, now, now. I am sure Oklahoma would fully support this.
-
Unpopular Opinions Thread
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Brickhorn, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Shitty Takes Lane with all the other stupid people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
-
Things not going well in Venezuela
This is an Onion article, right? They have gone down hill, now totally unbelievable.