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Theo Aquacates

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  1. Chippy contest last night at the Avs/Bruins game. MacKinnon got knocked out of the game early which visibly shook the Avs. Great job to stay with it and continue to pressure the net. Kept the home winning streak alive with number 17 in a row. Also, Bruins fans might be the craziest I’ve seen in person in a long time.
  2. I like how they have the SEC championship on their schedule like they’ll ever sniff that.
  3. Theo Aquacates replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    What’s everyone’s consensus on THC sodas? Saw some at the dispensary this past weekend but I’ve never thought to buy them. I think I’m a pretty typical shopper; usually buy a couple pre rolled with moon rocks, 5-7 regular pre rolled, and a 100mg package of N Fuzed gummies.
  4. Jesus Christ, I haven’t seen that many pasty pussies in booty shorts since grad school at Michigan.
  5. I’m usually a giant pessimist when it comes to Texas football but I feel confident in Sark. I think one of the biggest reasons I feel confident is timing, which can be viewed as luck in this instance. I don’t think the Big 12 will be a strong conference this year. I think OU, Baylor, ISU, okie lite all struggle this year, leaving a wide open opportunity for us to compete for a conference championship. This will impress many recruits, maybe even one with the last name Manning. I think we continue the momentum that was built during NSD1 and start to be viewed as a team that competes on the larger stage. Ok, enough kool aid for today🤘🏼
  6. Just win football games, develop talent, continue developing NIL and we’ll be fine. Let aggy play car salesman with 17-18 year old kids until their game doesn’t work anymore.
  7. I would be satisfied if I never have to hear the name BJ Foster on this message board again.
  8. Theo Aquacates replied to Hanrahan's topic in Football
    Think this one might take me a bit to decipher.
  9. Theo Aquacates replied to Hanrahan's topic in Football
    Never read any articles by these people. Only thing I see are tweets that are posted in here. Used to live in Dallas and just remember reading the DMN and laughing at how much they shit on us; some of it justified, a lot of it unnecessary.
  10. Theo Aquacates replied to Hanrahan's topic in Football
    Fucking hate the Dallas Morning News. We could win the next 8 national championships and they would still find something to complain about us.
  11. Yeah…..but it’s badass when we land our helicopters in the middle of their school parking lot, setting off about 35 car alarms.
  12. The few, the proud, the dorks
  13. Not even sure we’ll have a United States by 2026 / No CR
  14. Why is it that Texas is the only major school where it seems like we need a couple of years to get our recruits up to speed, excluding Worthy and Bijan? Not saying they won’t experience some struggles along the way, especially when we play quality Dlines, but I’m expecting these guys to play a lot early and play well.
  15. Yep. Just add in some decent oline play and our offense could look great next year.
  16. Basically a bunch of shit saying TX offense sucked and how can any skill player play at TX. I don’t think they realize what we have on offense. They aren’t very bright people, in general.
  17. Awesome!!🤘🏼🤘🏼 So was the original commit to Tenn just for the easy bag??
  18. Well, I consider arguing about chickens and peacocks peak Surly.
  19. Interesting thought. I’d lean towards them running out of bagmen. They weren’t afraid to go head to head with other recruits, so I’m guessing that by the time Ewers went into the portal it was probably too late for them to write a check. Or they prioritized giving checks to other players over Ewers by then because they already secured a QB commit.
  20. Don’t hold your breath on Washington. Dude’s a drop machine. I know he’s a decent blocker but give me a break on those hands.
  21. No, you dumb sip. App State doesn’t have near the amount of money the Fighting Texas aggy have. The Fighting Texas aggy paid $300MM this year for the top recruiting class.
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