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Theo Aquacates

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Everything posted by Theo Aquacates

  1. Someone please book this donkey a flight on a Boeing 737 Max ASAP. Preferably a flight to Malaysia.
  2. I’d root for a hellfire missile.
  3. I know this class isn’t ver strong at QB, but Denver taking a defensive player at 9 when their offense was middle school good at best is interesting. I know they will probably hit the FA market hard for a QB but just don’t see any options that are realistic/worth trying. I think Rodgers ultimately stays in GB.
  4. Jesus Christ. Texas sports are a fucking beating.
  5. Ok, sorry. 2010 was the last time we had a consistent scorer.
  6. Hopefully we can recruit a scorer eventually. I don’t think Texas has had a consistent scoring threat since like 2008.
  7. Hook ‘Em!🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
  8. Didn’t realize playing fake military and exporting sheep whores paid so well. Guess I’m the stupid sip
  9. How tricky could they be? Those people in that god awful state are walking rocks. I think they still use dial up.
  10. They speak of College Station as if it’s a magical, Disney wonderland. It’s a shit hole. What a disgusting people.
  11. Ahh yes. We all know Mond is an evil Satan. He’s personally slaughtered countless sheep, many of which have sexual relationships with aggy fans. What a monster.
  12. Is the guy on the right wearing a shower cap?
  13. A little booger sugar might be the move for this trip!
  14. Zay hinting at us getting into the 8 ball game??🧐 Is this our new NIL initiative?
  15. Looking to book a trip to Tulum. Have never been and am looking for recommendations on places to stay and things to do. Wanting to stay near Tulum Beach but am open to other areas.
  16. Ohhhhh, I’d love to believe this is the case……but ou is like a roach, they seem to find a way out of shit.
  17. Glad to see the Avs back yesterday. Feels like it’s been a month since they’ve played. Excited to see how this team progresses defensively as the season rolls on.
  18. Fuck da cops! My fo fo make sure all yo kids don’t grow!
  19. What’s the GDP of Alabama, like $300??
  20. Nah. I’d prefer to play them next year with BoB calling plays.
  21. You’d rather watch Norte Dame get dick slapped for the 5th time in a row?
  22. I look at TO the same as I do Whittington. If they are healthy, great!! But not holding out on that.
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