Everything posted by Theo Aquacates
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I’m hoping for a top 5 preseason ranking and continuous hype for them throughout the offseason. Will only make the inevitable downfall that much more enjoyable.🙌🏼
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Stephen A Smith is a Fucking Dumbass
Was hoping the Rona was the end of SAS. Fuck him forever. God I miss Stuart Scott, taken way too soon.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Maui Wowi, bruhhhh🤙🏼🤙🏼
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K-State at Texas -- LHN 7:30pm CT -- Tues Jan. 18th
I’m just hoping we can recruit some consistent scorers over the next few years. We haven’t seen that in Austin for a couple of seasons.
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K-State at Texas -- LHN 7:30pm CT -- Tues Jan. 18th
No, I don’t think athleticism is all it takes. But it should be all it takes to beat a shitty KSU team. I’m not expecting us to out play Baylor and Kansas but I do expect Texas to beat KSU, especially at home.
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K-State at Texas -- LHN 7:30pm CT -- Tues Jan. 18th
I’m really pulling for Beard and this team to succeed, but it’s getting real fucking old losing to shitty teams. This extends beyond basketball.
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K-State at Texas -- LHN 7:30pm CT -- Tues Jan. 18th
Well, I think we are athletic enough to beat a shitty KSU team
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K-State at Texas -- LHN 7:30pm CT -- Tues Jan. 18th
Not looking to replace him at all. Not asking for him to beat Duke or Gonzaga but KSU at home…..we should run their corn eating asses out of the building every game. No excuse.
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K-State at Texas -- LHN 7:30pm CT -- Tues Jan. 18th
It’s really mind boggling how every coach we hire immediately sucks after arriving in Austin. KSU is awful; no excuse for losing at home.
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Texas basketball '21-'22: Welcome Chris Beard
Such a 1%er
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Texas at Iowa State 1pm on ESPN+
Hope they are ready to play today🤘🏼 Attack aggressively like we did against OU and we’ll be fine.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Says Del Valle in the background
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Something funny about Texas coaches pulling up in a helicopter to a high school.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Ahh move in day. Remember that freshman year, walking into our apartment at Dobie thinking “ What the hell have we gotten ourselves into….” I hear Dobie is actually a bit nicer now which is good.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
What the hell does that even mean?
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Casey Thompson
Is this a Ted Lasso quote?
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Tits or ass? Or trans? What’s your flavor?
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
It’s definitely a generational preference. Olds like the tits, youngs like the ass.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Ehhh. Not into the whole chola look with the thin eyebrows. 6/10
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
It may shock you to know that he actually hates CFS, his favorite Western is True Grit (new one), and he was placed in Hufflepuff house.
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Casey Thompson
Why are we still talking about him at all? He’s not a Longhorn anymore. Thanks for your service and good luck in the corn fields. Enough talk about him.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Didn’t realize Alabama was a high school team.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Arms look too short and not sure about how much weight he can put on upon arrival to campus. Not SEC ready
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Good. Let them crash and burn, spectacularly.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Desperately trying to increase that NIL deal😂😂