Everything posted by Theo Aquacates
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
Who gives a fuck about this fucking team. Football at UT is over. Fuck them. Cal Berkeley/ Stanford is what we are now. Get used to it. We win championships in swimming and volleyball.
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Texas @ Gonzaga, 9:30 CT on ESPN2
Excited for this one! Time to show why we are ranked 5th. We have nothing to lose tonight since nobody outside of Texas thinks we have a chance. Bust them in the mouth early and keep the pressure on the entire game.
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Storming The Field
These disgusting peasants have to live in Waco and attend Baylor. Let them have some fun this year before they become C-USA 2.0 when Texas and OU leave.
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How are you preparing yourself for the loss to Kansas?
Well….Breckenridge opens on Friday so I’ll gladly spend my Saturday out there instead of watching this Make A Wish team.
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NHL 2021-22
Not sure about Texas, but I live in Denver and we currently cannot watch Avs games on tv unless you have Direct TV. Something to do with a dispute between Comcast, Dish, and Altitude Sports. Tried watching on ESPN+ but doesn’t work for me. Real fucking nightmare for fans in the Denver area.
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NHL 2021-22
MacKinnon out 3 weeks with lower body injury. The Avs just can’t catch a break this year.
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NHL 2021-22
Wouldn’t surprise me to see him pass Jagr later this season. Dude’s playing incredible right now.
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Sark presser 11/8/2021
Hmmm. Decision time, watch awful Texas FB play awful Kansas….or watch Texas BB kick Gonzaga’s ass on the road.
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If this team hasn't quit.
Texas basketball starts Tuesday.
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
For the love of god….why is Marcus Washington still playing?
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
Really amazing how much this team sucks.
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Joshua Moore might be gone
Damn, hoping he was gone.
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Thanks for ruining the long weekend, Texas.
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My fellow assholes, it’s another glorious Friday . . .
From the foothills of the Rocky Mountains….it’s 8:02 MST and blowu sucks! TEXAS🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
What’s the story with the old man?
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Happy Friday, you wonderful assholes . . .
From Golden, CO with a coffee on the porch this morning and enjoying the 45 degree weather… TEXAS!!!!🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
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Uniform Pron
Stripes on the pants are too thick. Otherwise, I like it.
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Good morning, my fellow assholes. It’s a beautiful Friday . . .
Also from my home office down the street from the Coors brewery and sweating the coming quarter end…. TEXAS🤘🏼
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Tech Game Week
Official Score Prediction: UT: Go fuck yourself Tortilla: Yes sir
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Okay assholes, it’s Friday and we’re doing this shit again . . .
From Golden, CO where it’s 48 degrees this morning. Texas!!!🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
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Alabama at Florida - 2:30 CBS
Bama 1,356,980 UF 17
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Fuck this pussy team. Bunch of fucking soft hoes.
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It's Friday, you assholes . . .
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Game Week- Louisiana
Just control the line of scrimmage and throw the ball up the god damn middle with slants. 38-14 TX🤘🏼